Archive for May, 2007

Red Coat Friday…Little Lord Mike Harris

Former Ontario Premier and Upper Canadian Loyalist Twit, Mike Harris, won’t apologize to Dudley George’s family. George was killed by an OPP sniper bullet at Ipperwash …George and all other protestors were unarmed. The conclusions of an inquiry believe it’s true that Harris uttered ‘I want the fucking Indians out of the park’…but Harris still denies it and has twisted the findings which lays blame on Harris, Ottawa and the OPP for failing to negotiate and acting too expediantly.

O.K. Mikey, so you have a fat stubborn head and are in denial. No wonder Jane Stewart was stalling negotiations with Six Nations….the government wanted the results of the inquiry before ‘planning’ their next move.

Harper Valley tried to reach Mike Harris for a comment but his answering machine said he was visiting Nuremburg. Meantime Dalton MacGunity’s government has issued an apology and say their Indian Affairs staff has risen by 35% dealing with land claims. Duh, why don’t they just place it in federal hands where it belongs, call in that 3rd, outside, international body with no interest , eat the Queen’s corgies together (thank you, Montreal Simon), and follow the Rule of Law?

Naw….too simple! The role of an inquiry is only to determine facts and make reconmmendations, but guess what…I want the fucking Indian killers out of the country. Maybe we should wear red to support natives as well as our troops because it seems people would want to make a statement about the continued genocide in our own country as well as soldiers being killed in Afghanistan….but puh-lease….no ribbon!!! Just find a real feather of any kind and pin it on your lapel.

Nice red jacket, Mikey but yellow is your true colour.

*Developement….George’s brother calls for land to be returned.


May 31, 2007 at 10:04 pm 2 comments

Jane Stewart Eats Dough

Former Lib Cabinet Minister Jane Stewart believes in the notion that ‘money talks’…so she’s eaten the dough the Ontario Goverment handed her to stall talks on Six Nation negotiations.

Jane: I like my money raw…no mustard, no ketchup. The true pulp flavour is the only way to go, well, maybe a dash of salt. If I can get those wretched Clan Mothers to put aside their foolish notions of what is right, stall them, grind them down, then maybe we’ll have time to innoculate some blankets with smallpox to give them. Wait….Avian flu would be more 21st century! We’ll dupe them with chickens. That’s it…we’ll import chickens from China and make it look like a big government handout. Sure, the public may balk that the indians are getting something else for free, after all we did air drop t-shirts with Canadian flags…but in the end it’s worth it. Oh, and I like to wash my dollar sandwhiches down with red wine…..white is for poultry, if you know what i mean.


MNN. May 30, 2007. Just when we thought Jane Stewart was gone from our lives, she pops up like a dirty shirt. For $1,300 a day, why not? She’s the former mouthpiece for Ontario at the “talks” about returning our stolen land to us. She moaned, “The Feds and Ontario are going to walk away from the table because of that “gun incident” [a few days ago]. What? That had nothing to do with us. It was a personal dispute.

Would the city of Toronto stop all business at City Hall because there was an incident on Yonge Street where someone robbed someone at gunpoint? Does Parliament come to a grinding halt because someone stuck up a bank down the street? It appears that Ontario is trying to get out of settling our land claims. They want an excuse, any excuse. Quick! Does someone have a hangnail? These colonists get hysterical and irrational when they get cornered, don’t they?

Canada and Ontario, you have to start taking responsibility for your acts of brutality. Remember when you sent in the Ontari-ario Provincial Police OPP, on April 20, 2006, and attacked us? They arrived at 4:30 a.m. with weapons galore, beating, berating, arresting and shooting some of us in the face with high powered pellet guns! [Those guys need a mom to tell them ‘no’, it’s not right!] We were unarmed and managed to send the OPP running. Another thing! Why is the fully armed OPP whizzing past us every 5 minutes!!! What about the inflated gas prices? Maybe they just don’t care about the Ontario taxpayers.

At the “talks” on Tuesday, May 22, we reminded Canada and the Province about the Two Row Wampum agreement, “You don’t have a voice in the decisions we make. If you keep putting your hands in our canoe and trying to steer it, you’re going to get splashed every time.” We told them to get their baggage out of our canoe and stay in their boat.

About twenty of our Six Nations people waved flags and played ceremonial drums while the OPP stood by and watched us stop the unlawful construction on our land at Hagersville. They never got our permission to do anything there. Why weren’t the cops arresting the developers? What’s their next assignment? Holding the door open for bank robbers? We want our property to be left alone until we’re ready and things are settled to our satisfaction.

Hagersville is part of the Haldimand tract, which runs about 10 kilometres on each side of the Grand River. This land is part of the vast Six Nations territory along the St. Lawrence River, around the Great Lakes watershed, down to New York State, Vermont and beyond. In 1784 the Six Nations did not receive the land from the British during the American Revolution. This Tract of one million acres was specially protected from encroachment by settlers “for the Mohawks and their posterity forever”.

Canada and the Province keep threatening they won’t give us back Kanohnstaton, which they say they took into “trust”. Is it something like bank robbers who hold the stolen money in trust! We told them plainly, “You need to get your paws off Kanenhstaton ASAP”. The Plank Road Agreement needs to be addressed, Canada needs to obey the laws and live up to the rule of law. The developer has to CONSULT with the Six Nations Confederacy.

Ontario’s Minister of Aboriginal Affairs David Ramsay said their bargainers were “displeased” about being caught in another theft, “We should have peace and no further escalation.” Right! So stop your thuggery! Go home! Leave us alone!

Developer, Dan Valentine, picked up his tools and left. He agreed with us, “They have the claim, clearly something exists. They’ve been trying to reach out to the government to settle this, and it hasn’t been settled.”

Under the Haida, Taku and Mikkisew Supreme Court rulings, anyone directly involved in land development where land “claims” exist is in “CONTEMPT OF COURT”. Canadians can’t just march in and take whatever they want according to the map they saw in grade two. Whenever there is a valid land claim, there has to be consultation. Otherwise it’s not legal.

May 30, 2007 at 8:14 pm 3 comments

Famous Stupid People #20

Congratulations to Liz who guessed Jim Prentice, dummy minister of Indian and Northern Affairs. As Liz has no link to a blog, i’ll leave JJ’s blurb up on the sidebar until the next winner.

May 29, 2007 at 8:56 am 30 comments


Scout and Mr. Scout have to move into the city. Mr. Scout works too far away now to make the Bowen Island commute feasible. We are looking for a 2 bedroom on the North Shore (upper or mid Lonsdale, Pemberton….???). We are also exploring areas of East Van (north of Hastings, east of Nanaimo). We can pay $1200/month tops. North Burnaby would be another consideration.

Cooperative housing is also on the list….there are a couple in North Van and a few Deep Cove way, plus some in East Van (we’ve narrowed it to the areas, but have to find out which ones were leaky condos).

If anyone can help we’d sure appreciate it 😀 😀 😀 😀

Oh, our bouvier, Cinder, would be with us, unless the perfect place comes up then we’ll have to give her up 😦

May 28, 2007 at 9:17 pm 5 comments

Canada’s Gone to the Dogs…

Steve Joe Harper has more in common with Stephane Dion then he thought…a french background. While the PM usually keeps this detail hushpuppied, it is known that a grandparent was a poodle, hence Steve’s penchant for the four-pawed pillars of , er, hmmmm….manhood?

Let’s scrap that story and move on to Kahentinetha’s latest article…oh those clan moms….this woman doesn’t know how to leave the keyboards alone!


MNN. May 25, 2007. The colonists keep saying we and our ways are finished! They are 3rd generation immigrants who think they belong on Turtle Island keep trying to find ways to force us to join them and to be pawns in their games. Even after killing off over 100 million of us, we and our memories are still alive.

Let’s compare. There are two kinds of dogs. There are wild dogs that are free and part of the “natural world”. They have the memory of running, playing and exploring vast territories.

Then there are “domesticated” dogs, those pampered pooches that wait for the sound of the can opener so they can beg for their bacon. They won’t turn against their masters even when abused and beaten by them. They just keep wagging their tails harder and harder trying to be liked. It’s a kind of “wife” syndrome. They can’t even shit where they want. If it wasn’t for “pooper scoopers”, they’d be extinct.

Today most dogs are domesticated and tied up. If they are let loose, watch out! They’re angry. They go crazy and they’re dangerous. Some don’t know what to do because there are no rules or enforcers for them. They just lie down and die.

May 27, 2007 at 11:42 pm 10 comments

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

Ha hoo! Good sunday morning boys and girls! Today’s sermon is from the book of Hand-Job. This reminds me of my recent visit to Stephen’s house. Missy Laureen and I were sipping tea in the parlour of 24 Sussex, oh, she looked resplendant in her pink taffeta outfit from Sears! Missy was telling me how Stephen still won’t go further then the missionary position and I took her hand to comfort her, telling her it was her duty to just lay on her back, count to 20 and think of Jack Lord.

What should happen but a tremor came over me. I had goosebumps and a tingly sensation in my lower abdomen and it was then and there I knew Yaweh was strong with us. I was tickled pink for the last time I had this sensation was while sitting next to Miss Laura at George’s ranch.

Oh yes, back to my story. Dear me, I’m afraid I’ve run out of time but remember to service your man and sometimes the answer can be found in the book of Hand-Job.

May 27, 2007 at 6:19 am 7 comments

Pau Hana

Pau Hana (work is done……pow hah nah)…a.k.a. ‘Aloha Friday’. Have a good one!

*Youngfox Canada has some good reads.

May 25, 2007 at 6:55 pm

Older Posts

06-series-gold.gif06-humour-bronze.gif 06-new-bronze.gif Canadian Blog Awards





Because this is THE number one cause to donate to...until Canada recognizes it must deal on a nation to nation basis with First Nations ALL our laws and progress are impaired by a false system. ANY rights, be they gay, gender, minority, whatever, cannot be solved until we go back to the beginning and foundation of North America and honour the Two Row Wampum.

Mohawk Nation News and the Mohawk Clan Mothers lead the way on legal issues surrounding sovereignty. Please donate , it helps you too by bringing RULE OF LAW to Canada and the United States. PAYPAL

OR send cheque or money order to:
MNN Mohawk Nation News,
Box 991 ,
Kahnawake [ Quebec , Canada ]
J0L 1B0

Scott Tribes post on the fantasic children in a canadian indigenous community with no school who are working hard to get one….a MUST READ. petition to sign.
The Queendom of, clothing etc. to support Hawaiian Sovereignty

normalize26.jpg If the link on the pic isn't working please go to

Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:


Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude

#34 is Q of North of Center.

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address

#32 is Q of North of Center.

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.


#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

Comprehensive list of emails and sites for Canadian Govt., The U.N., other bodies and agencies

How'd They Vote is a resource site for accountability from
a YaYaCanada link

plus YaYa has posted
Tell Them What You Think
which breaks down the 39th parliament and lists emails.

free web page counters

No Surrender Thanks to Bruce at Canuk Attitude
Series: 'If Only They Were Normal', click on the pic of Steve.


‘Modern’ Calendar

May 2007
« Apr   Jun »