Archive for June, 2007

OH NO ANOTHER MEME!!!

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I’ve been tagged by JJ at Unrepentant Old Hippie, and Dave at The Galloping Beaver.

Here are the rules which must be posted:
8 Random Facts/Habits: First the rules as copied and pasted from GB

1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

1. at family get togethers i love to photoshop the pics and reverse the genders. all the women and girls in the family love it and send in more pics of themselves to get done. the men and boys do not like it.

2. when i give my dog a treat i like to put it in my mouth and have her take it from me that way.

3. there is nothing better then stoned wheat thins that have the dark brown edges. i eat around them then save the dark edges for last. oh ya!

4. since a child and i still do it, i cut my toast every morning so there is the circle edge half and the rectangular edge half. the rectangle must be eaten first because it is the girl and girls go first. the circle is the boy and gets eaten last.

5. i smoke like a chimney and loathe it when people who say anything about it. i know the harms and dangers, duh! i don’t want to quit yet. the will has to be there. i pinch the ends of my cigarettes with my thumbnail.

6. i have a marvellous collection of deer bones, antlers, feathers and rocks.

7. i brought a dog back to life that had been hit and run through my teachings and gift. there were witnesses to this. ultimatley it is Great Spirit working through me that did this.

8. i still have a security ‘blankie’ i call ‘smelly’ and cuddle with it.

i will not tag anyone because i don’t feel like it. THERE!

June 30, 2007 at 6:01 pm 5 comments

What The Fuck? Friday

*Mark at Slap Upside the Head has the most bizarre post about some religious Russians cleansing a river after a cruise ship with gays sailed it!!!!

*Talk about vile hate…The Galloping Beaver has trackbacked a post from
‘The Right Girl’ that spews venom at First Nations.
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In an interesting turn of events, the OPP have issued warpaint and tomahawks to their finest. Tomahawk doubles as opium pipe for after a hard days work. Next on the OPP’s list will be black issue uniforms with brocade lacing in a fine linen for when they march upon gays. HV says ‘stay tuned’ for RCMP ‘pro-life’ red serge with fetuses on the epulets. What’s policing without fashion?
JUNE 29 DAY OF PROTEST

9:00 am. Discussions with Shawn Brant to open up Number 2 to Marysville. Little Mouselini Fantino said he has a present for Shawn Brant that he wants to give him within the hour. The OPP closed the TransCanada Highway 401. The CN CP rail were closed by the rail companies. They put up the blockades. Are they turning Indian? At any rate, now we know how to close down the colonial operation. We just have to say we’re g0ing to do it and they do it themselves. Shawn Brant said, “We have been pre-empted by CN”.

Maybe the situation isn’t so funny after all. (more…)

June 29, 2007 at 9:59 am 8 comments

‘Scout Doesn’t Get It’ Friday

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Not that I’m always on top of everything, however I lack the skill of language (my syntax proves that). I speak english and an ancient indigenous dialect….that’s it. They passed me in grade 9 french if i promised not to take it in grade ten….deal!

My blogstats show a tag to a French (as in Parisian) site….20Minutes. It’s for the ‘Tony of Arabia’ post. I can’t tell if the mention of Harper Valley is in a letter, feedback or what. Here’s the french site with the page that has the link to HV:
http://www.20minutes.fr/article/167223/20070627-Monde-Qui-va-pleurer-Seulement-un-petit-nombre.php

Here’s the englisih translation but I’m lost on it:
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://www.20minutes.fr/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3D20%2Bminutes%2Bfrench%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

If anyone can solve this mystery I promise that Q will send you 25 cents.

June 28, 2007 at 9:27 pm 9 comments

Tony of Arabia…or ‘Will the Poodle Hump Camels?’

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That does it…ten years of Tony ‘The Poodle’ Blair, British PM, has paced up those boxes and moved out of #10 Downing.  He’s been appointed  as Mid East Envoy and I can hear the camels running for cover now.

Pip pip, Tone, old boy. Let’s hope Gordon Brown isn’t the opportunist you are. But what do you expect from a former rock band promoter? Cheerio!

June 27, 2007 at 2:19 am 6 comments

Famous Stupid People #22

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GREAT AUNTY BERTHA CORRECTLY GUESSED JOHN BAIRD….review of her blog (again and this puts in her first place tie with ‘the anon’) will come later this eve.

This time it’s a male…..btw, the stats for top winners are ‘The Anon = 3 wins, JJ=2 wins, GAB=2 wins, Sheena= 2 wins, Q= 2 wins
RULES ON THE SIDEBAR

Whatever happened to ‘The Anon’? I miss miss him (or her).

June 25, 2007 at 11:19 pm 18 comments

Will Someone Tell Steve That Pride Week Is Over?

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June 25, 2007 at 3:30 am 12 comments

This is a Test…do not adjust your monitor

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We interupt today’s regular programming of ‘Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist’ to bring you this important notice and test:

JOHN HOWARD, PM OF AUSTRALIA IS BANNING ALCOHOL AND PORNOGRAPHY FOR ABORIGINAL PEOPLES.    Think similar things aren’t  happening in Canada?

Considering there was no alcohol, child abuse or pornography in Australia before the colonists came, HP suggests John Howard arrest himself.   It’s obvious his mother’s side came to Oz as penal system guards, and his father’s side is from prisoner stock.

That being the case, his left side should cuff, ball and chain his right side and pick him up by the collar and lead him off to some Papillion  penal colony where he can guard himself while living amongst his mirror  images.

Howard has been suffering from ‘dictatorshipitis’ , an unchecked pandemic sweeping the globe.  It’s thought he contracted it from Vice-president Dick Cheney while the VP was visiting Howard on a Koori hunting trip.

Howard is considered armed, legged and dangerous…please contact First People’s authorities if seen, and ensure his grandchildren aren’t anywhere near him.  Bottoms up, Howard, you raging lunactic!

The test? Are YOU prepared to stand alongside Canada’s First Peoples when the shit hits the fan?

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thanks to Wandering Coyote for the heads-up.

June 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm 10 comments

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Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

Comprehensive list of emails and sites for Canadian Govt., The U.N., other bodies and agencies

How'd They Vote is a resource site for accountability from
a YaYaCanada link

plus YaYa has posted
Tell Them What You Think
which breaks down the 39th parliament and lists emails.

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No Surrender Thanks to Bruce at Canuk Attitude
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