Archive for June, 2007
Here are the rules which must be posted:
8 Random Facts/Habits: First the rules as copied and pasted from GB
1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.
1. at family get togethers i love to photoshop the pics and reverse the genders. all the women and girls in the family love it and send in more pics of themselves to get done. the men and boys do not like it.
2. when i give my dog a treat i like to put it in my mouth and have her take it from me that way.
3. there is nothing better then stoned wheat thins that have the dark brown edges. i eat around them then save the dark edges for last. oh ya!
4. since a child and i still do it, i cut my toast every morning so there is the circle edge half and the rectangular edge half. the rectangle must be eaten first because it is the girl and girls go first. the circle is the boy and gets eaten last.
5. i smoke like a chimney and loathe it when people who say anything about it. i know the harms and dangers, duh! i don’t want to quit yet. the will has to be there. i pinch the ends of my cigarettes with my thumbnail.
6. i have a marvellous collection of deer bones, antlers, feathers and rocks.
7. i brought a dog back to life that had been hit and run through my teachings and gift. there were witnesses to this. ultimatley it is Great Spirit working through me that did this.
8. i still have a security ‘blankie’ i call ‘smelly’ and cuddle with it.
i will not tag anyone because i don’t feel like it. THERE!
*Mark at Slap Upside the Head has the most bizarre post about some religious Russians cleansing a river after a cruise ship with gays sailed it!!!!
*Talk about vile hate…The Galloping Beaver has trackbacked a post from
‘The Right Girl’ that spews venom at First Nations.
In an interesting turn of events, the OPP have issued warpaint and tomahawks to their finest. Tomahawk doubles as opium pipe for after a hard days work. Next on the OPP’s list will be black issue uniforms with brocade lacing in a fine linen for when they march upon gays. HV says ‘stay tuned’ for RCMP ‘pro-life’ red serge with fetuses on the epulets. What’s policing without fashion?
JUNE 29 DAY OF PROTEST
9:00 am. Discussions with Shawn Brant to open up Number 2 to Marysville. Little Mouselini Fantino said he has a present for Shawn Brant that he wants to give him within the hour. The OPP closed the TransCanada Highway 401. The CN CP rail were closed by the rail companies. They put up the blockades. Are they turning Indian? At any rate, now we know how to close down the colonial operation. We just have to say we’re g0ing to do it and they do it themselves. Shawn Brant said, “We have been pre-empted by CN”.
Maybe the situation isn’t so funny after all. (more…)
Not that I’m always on top of everything, however I lack the skill of language (my syntax proves that). I speak english and an ancient indigenous dialect….that’s it. They passed me in grade 9 french if i promised not to take it in grade ten….deal!
My blogstats show a tag to a French (as in Parisian) site….20Minutes. It’s for the ‘Tony of Arabia’ post. I can’t tell if the mention of Harper Valley is in a letter, feedback or what. Here’s the french site with the page that has the link to HV:
Here’s the englisih translation but I’m lost on it:
If anyone can solve this mystery I promise that Q will send you 25 cents.
That does it…ten years of Tony ‘The Poodle’ Blair, British PM, has paced up those boxes and moved out of #10 Downing. He’s been appointed as Mid East Envoy and I can hear the camels running for cover now.
Pip pip, Tone, old boy. Let’s hope Gordon Brown isn’t the opportunist you are. But what do you expect from a former rock band promoter? Cheerio!
GREAT AUNTY BERTHA CORRECTLY GUESSED JOHN BAIRD….review of her blog (again and this puts in her first place tie with ‘the anon’) will come later this eve.
This time it’s a male…..btw, the stats for top winners are ‘The Anon = 3 wins, JJ=2 wins, GAB=2 wins, Sheena= 2 wins, Q= 2 wins
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Whatever happened to ‘The Anon’? I miss miss him (or her).
We interupt today’s regular programming of ‘Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist’ to bring you this important notice and test:
JOHN HOWARD, PM OF AUSTRALIA IS BANNING ALCOHOL AND PORNOGRAPHY FOR ABORIGINAL PEOPLES. Think similar things aren’t happening in Canada?
Considering there was no alcohol, child abuse or pornography in Australia before the colonists came, HP suggests John Howard arrest himself. It’s obvious his mother’s side came to Oz as penal system guards, and his father’s side is from prisoner stock.
That being the case, his left side should cuff, ball and chain his right side and pick him up by the collar and lead him off to some Papillion penal colony where he can guard himself while living amongst his mirror images.
Howard has been suffering from ‘dictatorshipitis’ , an unchecked pandemic sweeping the globe. It’s thought he contracted it from Vice-president Dick Cheney while the VP was visiting Howard on a Koori hunting trip.
Howard is considered armed, legged and dangerous…please contact First People’s authorities if seen, and ensure his grandchildren aren’t anywhere near him. Bottoms up, Howard, you raging lunactic!
The test? Are YOU prepared to stand alongside Canada’s First Peoples when the shit hits the fan?
thanks to Wandering Coyote for the heads-up.