Archive for June, 2008

The Great White North – or – Steve and Chuck McKenzie

 Steve: Thanks for helping me out with the Apologee Bill, eh?.

Chuck: Uh, no prob, eh?  Did you use the glycerine or onions?

Steve: You hoser, glycerine. I wouldn’t put a Harper-sanctioned gmo’d crop onion near me!  But ya, eh, wasn’t it great with all the apples around, like, um, i was gonna have a six pack for Phontaine and his buddies so I could take them on a Starlight Tour after.

Chuck: Like, how come you didn’t, eh?

Steve: Cuz I pooed my pants.  I was afraid of something going wrong.

Chuck: Ya, like I did the same.  My arse was pretty raw by the end of it.

Steve: Ha, y’ah.  Guess they didn’t know who it was, you know, like it was the Phantom Poo.   Well, like, take off and have a Happy Canada Day, eh?

Oh those zany politicians!  Imagine the whole Apologee-willikers Bill going down at the same time Mohawk Clan Mother elders were unlawfully arrested, detained, roughed up and one suffered a trauma induced heart attack while trying to cross the fictional Canadian/U.S, border.  Fucking asswipes.

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On June 14th 2008 Katenies and Kahentinetha of MNN were beaten by the Canadian Border guards at the Akwesasne [Cornwall] Ontario crossing.  Their excuse was an “outstanding warrant” issued in 2003 claiming that Katenies “ran the border” placed by the colonial state through the middle of her community.  Katenies has appeared in court on this matter.  On both occasions she never acknowledged the false charges and filed motions contesting the courts’ jurisdiction.  She refused to stand up and started reading her motion into the record, asking:  “How and when did Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II get jurisdiction over me and my land?”  On December 18th 2006 the court attempted to ignore the issue.  When Katenies tried to read her motion into the court record, the court closed down.   Katenies’ motion gave notice that a failure to respond within 30 days would be taken as an admission by the court that it had no jurisdiction.  Canada has chosen to pursue this matter.  We would like to share her motion with our readers.  The motion is based on the Two Row Wampum and the Kaianerehkowa, the Great law of Peace, the constitution of the Haudenosaunee.  Katenies found the Queen, the corporation of Canada and all its public and private corporations guilty of theft, etc.  This will be the basis of proceedings when Katenies appears at 9:00 a.m. in Cornwall Ontario court on July 14th 2008.  A case is being prepared against the Canadian Border Security Agency. The Canadian state can use the money of 30 million people and Indigenous resources to fight the Mohawks.  Your financial help is needed.  Please donate to “MNN Mohawk Nation News”, Box 991, Kahnawake [Quebec, Canada] J0L 1B0. Everyone welcome.  Katenies MNN katenies20@yahoo.com (more…)

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June 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm 9 comments

Scout is Out

 Scout is out…in more ways than one.  

  Having first outed myself to my family whilst in Hawaii I then  proceeded to go bonkers , well, er, um, further bonkers, and landed in the nut house.  I didn’t see any squirrels around but did get a good first hand peak at facilities today for the mentally ill (such a stupid term in itself). 

 

North Vancouver’s Lions Gate Hospital is rather draconian and while their blurb is a good one, it sure doesn’t hold true.  About the only good thing was the uniforms…hospital issue now has nice colours in various shakes of gold, brown, tan and yellow.  Yes, I was one of the revered ‘Golden Girls’ of Ward A2.   We were such hags , nice hags but still hags , that none of the slightly dangerous patients would go near us (and what the fuck are slightly dangerous ones doing in a ward with non-dangerous ones, hmm, hmmm?.  

 

Wholly inadequate.  From having dropped the transitional ward to meet again with the pressures of the outisde world, those rooms have now been converted to nice office space to attract pychiatrists….oh goody, they get to have nice office space while we get tossed back out onto the street.  My doctor is the director of A2 and released me knowing i’d be homeless and living in my van a few days after.  As far as he is concerned that is not the hospital’s business.  So, who’s nuts here, the sheeple who go along with the underfunded system and mind-altering politics, or moi, a bipolar who reacts strongly to the ills of the world?  

 

At least i smuggled out a uni and got something out of the deal besides a med switch which seems to be affective.

 

Meals? We won’t even go there but I wished I’d had my camera.  Mind you, they probably would have taken it away from me anyways…just like they kept trying to take away my cigarettes (Scout wouldn’t surrender them and repeatedly told them they had no right to….more on this in further posts as I strip apart the Mental Illness Act, B.C. Coastal Health Authority, etc..  Then again I may just say ‘fuck it, fuck it all’.  

 

Most of the nurses, as usual, were angels…..about 90% women, the majority were the only ones who really knew what they were doing and had to scramble their arses off due to a nursing shortage and financial cutbacks.  My doc was a typical old style doc, he was knowledgable but mysoginistic.  Somehow I took great dellight in watching his facade crumble as I questioned his authority and competance.  Maybe I have a cruel streak but it’s not such a bad one as I could have stripped the guy down to bare bones and watched him shrivel into a little ball.  I decided not to go that far.

 

Fashion, food and farce…..the three ‘F’s that make up the psyche ward.  Not much has changed in the Cukoo’s Nest.

June 28, 2008 at 12:02 pm 12 comments

Famous Stupid People #39

This time it’s a female…rules are on the sidebar. Good luck and gawd bless.

June 24, 2008 at 5:40 am 37 comments

R.I.P., You Old Bastard

George Carlin…the bastard kicked the bucket. He’ll have the angels in stiches and backtalking to Gawd.

 

This pic of younger years is from his homepage.

June 22, 2008 at 11:15 pm 1 comment

Wire Tap, huh?

 Wire tapping gets another thumbs up, er fingers down, and the Whitewash House should be plenty happy.  BBC report

 

 WESTERN UNION STOP Dear Angeline STOP Even though you are a devil worshipping scumbag I like you STOP please come to the Whitehouse for an exorcism STOP i will wear your menstrual blood STOP i really do like you STOP really STOP i think i’m in like with you  STOP  i’ll continue to tap your wire in my dreams STOP much like, George  STOP

June 22, 2008 at 10:49 am 3 comments

In Celebration of National Aboriginal Day

It’s National Aboriginal Day and while I don’t have time to go into Vancouver to celebrate, I am paying hommage to the land and ancestors.  I live on Squamish Nation territory, do you know who’s territory you live on???

 

CBC Radio One will be broadcasting a comedy in honour of the day , delivered by the “Almost Ready for Self Government’ players…..great name and hope they are as funny as the gang at Dead Dog in the City (Dead Dog Cafe).  

 

Many Hoichka (thank you in Squamish but I probably spelled it wrong 😀 )

June 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm 10 comments

Happy Solstice!

 This comic is an oldie but a moldy.  The good old wet coast is living up to it’s name again.  Poo!

June 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

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ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

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ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

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