Archive for July, 2011
Steve has been lonley since his ‘top’, George W. Bush, has been out of power. Oh sure, sure, there’s the occasional liason at the ranch, but it’s not enough. Steve has the driving need to be a ‘bottom’ to someone in the limelight. So Harper Valley contacted “Name That Fantasy Inc.” where they scientifically probe minds from a distance of not more then 1 mile to extract what’s going on in lala-land. Yes, Steve wants to be Kate. He’d die for it. King and Cuntry.
HV spent a lot of money on this scientifically conducted research, so you can send your dontations in small, unmarked bills in a brown paper bag by the fire hydrant closest to the west side of Parliament Hill. I know the $$$ will come rushing in!