Archive for April, 2006
#1 – Stephen Harper, for his ‘pitbull’ tough negotiations with the United States. #2 – Stephen Harper, for his compassion and understanding of our drug addicted youth. #3 – Stephen Harper, for his dedication to open dialoque on international issues, and his empathy and understanding of Native land claims.
A fourth was listed, but it turned out she’s really from the U.S..
This Harper guy is great! Canada should make him Prime Minister!
As the Clan Mothers continue to pray and do cerremony, the R.C.M.P. are still housed in motels in and around Hamilton, on stand-by, and the army is on ‘alert’. Best be careful, those Ancestors have a way of answering prayers of love.
Gosh, gee we love being ripped off! Weyerhauser doesn’t care if the jobs go to Canada or the U.S., they’re still a yankee company who gets the dough no matter what. This horse-trading biz is pretty strange…’The Rancher’ still has one over us, we still committ troops to Afghanistan so Hoss can send his kids to Iran, and , well, looks like we’ve given quarter horses and thoroughbreds in exchange for a few nags. Hmmmm.
Yes, our Men In Black have done it! Seen here at a secret location near the Six Nation’s recent uprising, officers carefully examine evidence. An eagle feather contained in a lead-glass case is put through a radiation test. It’s suspected Clan Mothers were waving the feathers in all-out nuked-raptor warfare against peace officers. Next in line is a smudge bowl, thought to contain agent-red, a substance similar to sage that can make a man think in terms of the circle of life (brain washing at it’s best). A constable at the far right tests a giant wad of tobacco which could hold the powerful spirit of noted medicine woman, Annie Thrax.
The O.P.P. have cuffed and ball and chained an agitator wearing fierce war-paint. His name is being withheld, but it is now confirmed that the man was waving a pussywillow at the police. This tactic has been used in the past, whereby a savage injun will cause an officer setting foot on native territorial land to trip, stumble, and fall into the stick, causing an eye to be poked and inflamed.
No wonder our terrific police are only following orders and have attacked preemptively with guns, tear-gas, and full riot gear! Let’s hope that if matters continue the Canadian Navy will send a land-sub in…after all, you never know what Mother Earth could retaliate with!