Archive for September, 2008

Harper Valley Gives Equal Air Time

 We here at Harper Valley give equal footing to all candidates….except , of course, the only one we think truly capable of running anything – Alfred E. Newman.


September 30, 2008 at 8:37 pm 5 comments

What No One Really Wants To Face: The Sinking Economy

 The United States is in deeper trouble then most want to face or admit…and what Canadians don’t want to reckon with is if the States go down, we go down.

If the U.S. passes it’s latest attempt at the doggy paddle amid high seas (and that’s not C-notes), then congratulations to the oligarchy, because this will give Goldman Saks, the direct institution to the U.S. Treasury, the ability to act as a bank with direct deposits and all the other perks.   No matter that each man, woman and child will now owe $400,000, no matter the giants like AIG got bailed out – the end result is not so much the bail out as the formula used to take over mortgages and turn them into junk bonds.

Institutes like AIG create a circle and divide it into their Triple A to Triple C mortgages, create one bond and sell the bond.  The buyer then takes the Triple C’s (the riskiest mortgages) and creates the same circle out of them that housed the A’s and C;s.   Then the C;s are divied up into the crown (so the highest C’s are now rated as A’s) and goes down the ramp to the new C’s (the worst of the worst).   Bond buyers who aren’t aware of this structure are buying junk.  The amount of junk out there can probably be equated to our tangible pollution.  Heaps, piles, mountains.

So the States is now destimed to be owned by China and Japan, the nations who can afford the cream as well as the sour milk.  Who’s going to own the land ….yes, that’s right,  Asia.   Does the land belong to the United States , Canada and Mexico to begin with?  No, it’s First Nations.  Oh, look for a speed up to move to one currrency for North America, once done, the ease of that to create one world economy and government will be a snap.

The oligarchy are creating a cozy, organized method to dominate.  Can they?  Yes, but will the forces of nature allow them?  Mother Earth is a living organism….when the parasites become too much, they simply become too much and our parasitic system is blowing itself out of the water at every turn.  Am I placing too much faith on indigenous prophecies…decide for yourself but know this….we’ll be back to bartering before you know it.  None of the above will matter , save as deep historical learnings to never let it happen again.  Currency, war, natural disaster……all the grime and crime of a false, greedy system.  

Will we get it right when we start anew?  For a while, for a while.  Meantime it’s best to gently float…forget the crawl or the butterfly….tread, be still, learn, love.

September 25, 2008 at 11:20 am 6 comments

Onward, Christian Soldiers!

 This morning was definetly rude.  My daughter had me over for dinner last night so i slept in my van which was parked in front of her apartment complex.

This morning i awoke to some North Vancouver bylaw officer pinning a ticket on my windshield as it was street cleaning morning.  OK, fair enough…I’m not used to rules like that anymore having lived on bowen island for 24 years now.  Can’t say i venture in the city that often.

BUT NEXT came a bylaw officer writing me up something for sleeping in my van on the street.   I burst into tears but the young man was compassionate and told me it was only a warning PLUS he called the Sally Ann and suggested I stick around and talk with the guy.

So I waited and a Sally Ann van pulled up and the first thing the guy did after he shook my hand was give me a bag of groceries!!!  then he told me where i could park in north van overnight (yup, good old Wallyword allows this in the States and now I know they do it in North Vancouver).  He handed me his card and suggested i call the advocate from the Canadian Mental Health Association as he says she’s awesome.   And so I’ll do that, another day.

I used to tag along with my mom when she canvassed in Victoria years ago for the Sally Ann.   And I did a few years on my own on Bowen.   Guess I racked up some good samaritan points for having done that 😀

Anyways, the Sally Ann guy is well aware of the inadequate facilities programs etc. because of Premier Vanderzallm’s cuts to mental health years ago so he could pad the Expo ’86 budget.  Gordon Campbell’s no different with his Olympics and we all know it.  If you have one of those special b.c. license plates that goes to support the Olympics, just know i think you’re nuts…..too bad there’s no room for you on the psycho ward though.   

So thank you Sally Ann, you and the compassionate bylaw officer gave me a good day and restored my faith in humanity – for the time being :D.

September 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm 11 comments

Make Love to Mother Earth , Stop the Rape!

 O.K. all you guys who used to sit at your desks in grade school and draw your penises as weapons…the time has come to stop fucking and raping and learn what making love is all about.

You DARED to drill 27 miles into Mamma and explode protons so you can what?  What’s that?  So you can get a better picture of how the universe was created and how it might end?  And this is in relation to what…anything helpful?  NO.  It’s just another fuck, a rape because you never asked Her permission (as though She’d give it).  This planet is a living organism but you can only objectify Her, just like you do to women.  Wham, bam , thank you SCAM because isn’t it also a way to earn Nobel Prize brownie points and be in on the start of a hopeful new industry that’s already paid you dick missile drawing creeps waaaaayyyyy to much money.

You built this magnetic cock to cum inside Mama in the hopes of discovering useless information and perhaps, just perhaps, of creating a new energy source that could power the world while you try to maintain power of the world.  Maybe all involved were doodling on their super duper science tabs, you know, sketching little weenie weapons in the corner.  Well we don’t want your rape anymore!

It’s time to become real men now and know how to make love….a little tantric tango, some kamasutra cha-cha or kunulini waltz would go a lot further and produce far better results then what you’ve ever come up with before.  Why?  Because nature is giving…She’s just a very giving creature and is willing to hand out what you want if your intent and purpose is good.   

All those inventions that came out of war or the space program?  Guess what, they would have come along anyways..perhaps in different clothing, but no no no, you penis heads have to use force..insist on it.  In fact, your very own court and penal system treats rapists better then other prisoners.  Yes, that’s right, the skinners get better facilities and more priviledges and their sentencing is lighter then a common criminal.  Why?  Because the judge on the bench and the law makers and politicians think with their little pee-pees too and objectify, patronize, everything to make them feel superior to women.  After all, that 14 year old probably deserved it because she looked slutty and hey, that could have been you falling for her and slamming her with your blood engourged member (member of what…what supremacy group?).

So stop raping Mother Earth because that makes you nothing but Mother Fuckers and it’s not Her fault she knows your evil little boy ways.  Learn to be men and love.

(mumble grumble…god proton my ass).

September 11, 2008 at 10:00 pm 9 comments

Constansteve…pre election snippet

 This election seems to be about harm reduction.  If that’s what Canadians want then Constansteve, the ignoble emperor of cheap Christian design, theocracy and attempts at seeing his face on the hall of fame of the oligarchy (forget it Steve, they don’t care about people like you who rose up from the upper middle class)  we’ll see Steve reduced to a minority and his bust on the walls of a few stupid people.  Really stupid.  So stupid I can’t believe it.  No, like, really dumb.  Seriously.

September 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm 5 comments

Ichobod Dion…pre-election snippet

And he just kept eating and eating and eating his own words…”Carbon Tax” while righteously riding around the country spewing his own morals and ethics.








Which brings to question….whatever happened to Iggy?

Yes, things could be worse.

September 6, 2008 at 9:38 pm 6 comments

6N Needs Urgent Help…


Call to help 519-717-7043; 519-717-7099

MNN.  Sept. 1, 2008.  THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP.  3 people are in jail.  5 more are surrounded by cops.  They need support and supplies.  Take #403 to Brantford, exit at Oak Park Road, turn left at the T Junction; take the first right onto Fen Ridge; the site is across from the Proctor & Gamble distribution facility.  

The OPP have created chaos at Six Nations – Again!  Suddenly yesterday, on Sunday August 31, 2008, reports starting coming to MNN about harassments and arrests.  Highway 6 was blocked.  People are being stopped from going to their homes in the Six Nation communities by the Caledonians and the OPP.  Everyone’s worried because school starts tomorrow.  What’s happening?

In Haida Nation and Taku River Tlingit, the Supreme Court of Canada reminded Canadian governments they have a duty to consult and accommodate all indigenous people who are defending legitimate property rights.  This applies to the OPP [Ontario Provincial Police].   This law is being systematically broken.  

Brantford continues to give out illegal permits to foreign corporations.  Mega projects continue to be started on unsurrendered Indigenous land.  These corporations fraudulently use our land as collateral to raise money at stock exchanges around the world from an unsuspecting public.  No charges have been laid against Brantford officials or foreign corporations for breaking the law.  Instead the cops are being siked on anyone who attempts to defend our legal rights.    

Yesterday, a man was grabbed by the cops from his van and held incommunicado for hours.  His 14 and 16 year old sons were arrested.  The cops ransacked another van looking for something to charge the driver with.  Eventually they charged him for driving without a license.  Two more youths were arrested.  None of the parents were allowed to speak to their children.  

Today, at 7:00 am. Labor Day, the OPP raided the demonstration at the illegal construction site of the Irish company, Kingspan.  This had been shut down by Six Nations defenders.  Two more youths were arrested, according to sporadic reports.

Why has this situation degenerated so three groups are blocking Highway 6:  the OPP, the Caledonians and the Six Nations? Is this is Canada’s idea of consultation and accommodation?   

Every inch of land in Canada is unsurrendered native land.  Canada doesn’t want to face this.  Our property rights are extremely well documented. That’s a problem for them.  The rights Canada and Ontario have been violating at Six Nations were documented before either the Canadian state or the province of Ontario were founded.  Canada is a product of fraud.  Is that why they don’t want to sit down and work out a reasonable plan for peaceful co-existence?  

So far Canada’s response has been violence.  Bring out the guns and bats!    

Canada and the world knows this is wrong.  They have no choice but to deal with us, the landowners.  We are the legal trustees of Onowaregeh, Turtle Island.  Each time they hit us, they remind us of our duties.   We struggle even harder to uphold them. 

The use of force can never produce a legal result.  The Supreme Court of Canada and international law agree with our law, the Kaianerehkowa/Great Law.  The only legal way to solve problems is through discussions, negotiations and understandings.

Canada must start listening to our legal reasoning. The violence against Indigenous peoples has got to stop.  We know what’s right and wrong.  The more they beat us, the more they make it clear that they are wrong.  They must back off, stop arresting us, stop beating us up and stop shoving their kangeroo court documents down our throats.  

On Tuesday, at 9:00 a.m., some of our people will be brought into the Brantford Court.  There is no proof that it has jurisdiction over our people and our land.  Many Indigenous people have been asserting our law.  They have refused to attorn to the court.  They have declared that they stand on the law of the land, the Kaianerehkowa.  Or they have demanded proof of the court’s jurisdiction.  

So far Canada’s colonial courts have all refused to provide proof for their authority.  They know they have none.  So they find some way of putting things off. They don’t know what to do when indigenous people who have been accused for political reasons demand proof of their jurisdiction or evidence of the valid termination of our law.  They know full well that we never gave our informed consent to become Canadians.  We are not Canadians. 

If you can, please come to witness the court proceedings and provide support. We need to tell Kingspan of Ireland, Hampton Hotels of the U.S. all the other shysters trying to trespass on our land to go away.  

September 1, 2008 at 7:25 pm

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Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:


Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

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Winner #39 is Q of North of Center

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

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ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

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#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude

#34 is Q of North of Center.

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address

#32 is Q of North of Center.

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.


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#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

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# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote

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#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

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#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

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#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

Comprehensive list of emails and sites for Canadian Govt., The U.N., other bodies and agencies

How'd They Vote is a resource site for accountability from
a YaYaCanada link

plus YaYa has posted
Tell Them What You Think
which breaks down the 39th parliament and lists emails.

free web page counters

No Surrender Thanks to Bruce at Canuk Attitude
Series: 'If Only They Were Normal', click on the pic of Steve.


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