Archive for December, 2007
The Further Adventures of Scout Vagabond
No pic this time as there’s only rain to snap. Besides the weather woes (i’m not crying about it, i still don’t have to wear wool), Scout’s had a few mishaps. My first night here i went to a bar with my Hawaiian sister. some little creep from micronesia, aka ‘micro man’ was being lewd and crude to us. i told him to get away and never talk to me again……he put his hand up my sister’s skirt. we moved away but the dickhead did the same to my sister decked him low in the thorax then barred her forearm against his throat. down he went…..and the bartender tried to kick US out. lucky people backed us,, and besides, how often does a woman just deck a guy for nothing? make that two dickheads. tradgedy struck when my sister took my truck to the bar the other night to meet her niece and shoot some pool. i don’t know what happened nexxt, everyone’s still trying to sort things out. all i know is the niece ended up with my truck and wrapped it around a tree. she is dead at 23 years old. i doubt i’ll get insurance for my truck, but that’s immaterial considering the tradgedy. you can read what little there is here. my sister and i were meant to have gone to the top of mauna kea that night for a hawaiian/native indian ceremony……that didn’t pan out of course. two days before this happened my sister came to me because as she drove by the great crack, a huge gulley-like formation left from an eruption years ago, she said light was coming from it, not on it or from the non existant sun, but from it. then an owl flew by. for hawaiians, like the west coast natives, an owl means death. i told this to the mother and she said , ‘it was meant to be, her time was up’ and she stood fearlessly like a warrior who has known too much grief in her time and knowing she must move forward. it was a striking picture and one i hope to see come to and end in all indigenous culture.back to the laundramat…….life goes on, right?
Famous Stupid People # 36
Karen of The Voyages of the HMS Swiftsurehas won by guessing Queen Elizabeth II.Bruce threw the gate open, JJ took the leap in the right direction then Karen grabbed the reins to place first…..what a contest this was!!!!
Harpo Claws is Coming To Town
Hey kids, you musta been BAD this year. I’m talking beyond just naughty, I’m talking REAL BAD, cuz Harpo Claws has taken away just about all your future. Saint Prick has stolen your environment and natural resources. If Granny and Grandpa get sick, kiss them goodbye cuz Harpo would rather pay to have young men and women killed in Afghanistan then to put more money into health care. And any social programs that may help with troubled kids, youth or older people, that went UP the chimney so if you’re real lucky you might get a rock in your stocking to fend off crime. Oh yes, that card with the fetus on it, that’s not Jesus, it’s only a drawing that says ‘what if….’. But have a Merry Conchristmas knowing hope may spring election eternal.
Famous Stupid People # 35
Wit wit woo!!!! Bruce of Canuk Attitude correctly guessed Stephen Harper (haha, go ahead , yell at me for the twist to the obvious 😀 )
Stephan Dion Makeover
Stephan Dion’s beefing up for a spring election. His makeover is under way with just a few touches left. Fashion and makeup firm Sacre et Bleu gave Monsieur Dion a chin, dark hair (it was decided white would emmulate Mulroney), six pack, and gigilo clothing.Next on the roster is an ear clip and resonant , deep voice. Hand wagging will be a definite out. Polls indicate that Dion’s new image has trailer trash gals and guys are thrilled, and they account for a huge majority of the vote. HV has heard through the grapevine that Stephen Harper will continue to get his wardrobe through Mr. Big & Tall, and he thinks he’s handsome so will not undergo cosmetic surgery. Too bad, a nose bob, black hair, eyeliner and disco clothing could make him a double for Michael Jackson.