Archive for September, 2007
I’m sorry, there will be no sermon today. The PM has summoned me for sniffer dog training in his new crack down on drugs..
I’m very honoured to be able to put my nose to use and can’t wait to get to Mr. Harper’s crotch…purely to show off my training, of course.
Lead heirarhal participants first urinate in the Prez’s ‘cup’ then dip their hands in , in a ceremony of bonding and allegiance. Steps are provided for those with shorter penises to target the cup. The urine is then bottled and mixed in with Holy Water at various churches and Masonic Halls around North America. Calderon is doing his best to have Mexico included.
This should not be tried unsupervised at home….the devil could appear at any time.
It’s not all hard work…sometimes Steve gets to play dressup, which he loves. The Harp-man welcomed players to the 2007 President’s Cup opening ceremonies in Montreal yesterday. Oh joy! Ew, I wouldn’t want thte President’s Cup, that would be smelly and might have mold or jock itch on it! Well Steve, your choice , as you suck up once again.
And uh, about the outfit….
So the Harp, amongst other stupid remarks, says he will not be bullied into ending the seal hunt…and that the number of baby seals killed is exaggerated.. Does that mean that the United States Humane Society and the resolution by a republican and democrat are wrong?
Well heck…after all, if hundreds of thousands of seals under 3 months old are slaughtered in Canada’s north every year, maybe it has been exaggerated by a couple of hundred…I didn’t see a calculator in Steve’s hand, but he can count to 71 , which he did when announcing to international circles that that is how many troops Canada has lost in Arfghanistan. Maybe next time he’ll just stomp his foot then get a sugar cube.
Steve, you’re a national treasure…you should be locked up!
HOHOHO!!!!! We had a….hmm, gee, I don’t know what it’s called but it was strange. However, the mighty Q of North of Center correctly guessed George Wallace. Site review on the sidebar.
I type in my blurb, fill out the form, do the dumb letter thing if it’s there, hit publish and….nada!!!! Ergh, frustrating.
Speaking of which, Karen at Swiftsure…you don’t have ‘others’ enabled so i can’t comment at all.
Meantime, WordPress seems to have FINALLY fixed legite comments getting caught in the spam machine.