Archive for September, 2007

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

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I’m sorry, there will be no sermon today. The PM has summoned me for sniffer dog training in his new crack down on drugs..

I’m very honoured to be able to put my nose to use and can’t wait to get to Mr. Harper’s crotch…purely to show off my training, of course.

September 30, 2007 at 9:04 am 7 comments

Masonic Secret Revealed

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Official Press slipped up and let this photo of Bush Sr., Stephen Harper and some shrimps get online. The President’s Cup Golf Tourney, being held in Montreal, is more of a Masonic Cult Ritual.

Lead heirarhal participants first urinate in the Prez’s ‘cup’ then dip their hands in , in a ceremony of bonding and allegiance. Steps are provided for those with shorter penises to target the cup. The urine is then bottled and mixed in with Holy Water at various churches and Masonic Halls around North America. Calderon is doing his best to have Mexico included.

This should not be tried unsupervised at home….the devil could appear at any time.

September 29, 2007 at 3:56 pm 4 comments

Bear Red Friday

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When he decided to fuck the environment, I didn’t think he’d go this far!

September 27, 2007 at 10:59 pm 7 comments

Let the Shame, er Games begin….

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It’s not all hard work…sometimes Steve gets to play dressup, which he loves. The Harp-man welcomed players to the 2007 President’s Cup opening ceremonies in Montreal yesterday. Oh joy! Ew, I wouldn’t want thte President’s Cup, that would be smelly and might have mold or jock itch on it! Well Steve, your choice , as you suck up once again.

And uh, about the outfit….

September 27, 2007 at 12:42 am 6 comments

The Harp Seal

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(pic from the HV archives, May 11 2006)

So the Harp, amongst other stupid remarks, says he will not be bullied into ending the seal hunt…and that the number of baby seals killed is exaggerated.. Does that mean that the United States Humane Society and the resolution by a republican and democrat are wrong?

Well heck…after all, if hundreds of thousands of seals under 3 months old are slaughtered in Canada’s north every year, maybe it has been exaggerated by a couple of hundred…I didn’t see a calculator in Steve’s hand, but he can count to 71 , which he did when announcing to international circles that that is how many troops Canada has lost in Arfghanistan. Maybe next time he’ll just stomp his foot then get a sugar cube.

Steve, you’re a national treasure…you should be locked up!

September 25, 2007 at 10:48 pm 2 comments

Famous Stupid People #28


HOHOHO!!!!! We had a….hmm, gee, I don’t know what it’s called but it was strange. However, the mighty Q of North of Center correctly guessed George Wallace. Site review on the sidebar.

September 25, 2007 at 12:16 am 33 comments

What’s With Blogger?


It’s almost random. First I couldn’t comment on Tim’s site…then Q’s, Then JJ’s…now Montreal Simon!!!

I type in my blurb, fill out the form, do the dumb letter thing if it’s there, hit publish and….nada!!!! Ergh, frustrating.

Speaking of which, Karen at Swiftsure…you don’t have ‘others’ enabled so i can’t comment at all.

Meantime, WordPress seems to have FINALLY fixed legite comments getting caught in the spam machine.

September 23, 2007 at 9:59 pm 10 comments

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Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

Comprehensive list of emails and sites for Canadian Govt., The U.N., other bodies and agencies

How'd They Vote is a resource site for accountability from
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which breaks down the 39th parliament and lists emails.

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No Surrender Thanks to Bruce at Canuk Attitude
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