Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

September 30, 2007 at 9:04 am 7 comments

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I’m sorry, there will be no sermon today. The PM has summoned me for sniffer dog training in his new crack down on drugs..

I’m very honoured to be able to put my nose to use and can’t wait to get to Mr. Harper’s crotch…purely to show off my training, of course.

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Entry filed under: Canada, conservatives, drug crack down, illegal, prison, Stephen Harper, Stupid.

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7 Comments

  • 1. Wandering Coyote  |  September 30, 2007 at 9:23 am

    Ha hoo!

    Have fun with that.

  • 2. JJ  |  September 30, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Noses to the crotch, xtian soldiers!

  • 3. harpervalley  |  September 30, 2007 at 11:51 am

    coyote dear, ha hoo to you too! i must say, working in the line of duty does have it’s amusements.

    JJ….ah, my wayward child. any way i could persuade you to volunteer? i’ll let you have the liberals, Bloc and NDP. P.U.

  • 4. Simon  |  September 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm

    The drooling nerd Tony Clement tells us “the party is over.” Doesn’t that just sum up what will happen to Canada if the Harper neocon crazies ever get a majority.
    I hope that all the pot smokers out there remember that when they head for the polls.
    If they can get up in time…. πŸ™‚

  • 5. harpervalley  |  September 30, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    oh barf, tony clement…i don’t know who drools worse, him or solberg. clement probably think masturbation makes you go blind too.

    heh heh, love the pot smokers going to the polls scenario πŸ˜€

  • 6. Karen  |  October 1, 2007 at 7:17 am

    I’d like to keep as far away from Harper’s crotch as humanly possible…eeew.

  • 7. harpervalley  |  October 1, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    karen….that would be hard to do….he seems to be putting his crotch in the nose of the nations.


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