Archive for October, 2006

And the Winner is….RASTA STEVE!

rastasteveharper.jpgRasta Steve beats out Aryan Ken Doll by only a few votes, as the man who is fucking us all.

Now, do we want him with stubble, a beard, moustache, goatee……..i’ll do the images as the day goes by then create a poll (as fast as my dripping nose will allow and inbetween helping the landlord’s kids witih their haloween costumes).

October 22, 2006 at 11:37 am 8 comments

Deep Desecration

deedesecration.jpgDeep Integration? Why those cheeky corporations and politicians! Here I thought they were attempting to move to a more romantic setting before they fucked us and maybe even let us have some pleasure along the way instead of the virtual gang bang it’s become. Imagine Bush, Harper and Fox (then his little predesseser calderon) coming into your bedroom and plying you with their corporate buddies? Double yuck, ew. But that’s what’s happening in the political arena and Deep Integration doesn’t mean dimming the lights and spinning some slow tunes.

6N Clan Mother Kahentenitha Horn likens it to Deep Impact, and she’s right on when she writes, ‘The plan is ‘deep subjugation’ of everybody on Turtle Island to U.S. dictates.’ Please read the article, you’ll be glad you did.

Personally I see the scope of damage over the last few centuries as total desecration of Turtle Island , but there’s a reason turtle’s have hard shells. In this case the bangers have picked on a snapper, and everything’s getting ready to bite them hard on their asses. Those with conqueror attitute, no matter what race, are gonna be running home to mamma witih their sore butts once the economy crashes , their wars continue backlashes, and global warming makes for bad skin rashes….then who’s going to be doing the 100 yard dashes? The lads and lasses who’s bashes and lashes killed too many and the ashes of injustice and tyrannical mashes that created nuclear flashes sliced them with their own swords, how’s that for slashes? put them in the trashes!!!! Shout it now: put them in the trashes. Good, sing again, we don’t want clashes, we want white doves and sashes!

October 21, 2006 at 11:57 pm 6 comments

Kim Jong Sings ‘I’m Sorry’

kimjong.jpgNorth Korea bad boy Kim Jong has expressed regret over testing nukes. The little guy immediatley hit the recording studios and sang his rendition of Brenda Lee’s big time hit.

I’m sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn’t know
Sanctions could be so cruel
Oh, oh oh oh,
Oh, yes.

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being Napolean
But that don’t right
The wrong that’s done

(I’m sorry) I’m sorry
(so sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
I lost my mind
And I’m blind from the flash to see
OH, oh oh oh
Uh-oh U.S. and China behind Japanese
Oh, yes

*reports today say Condi-deville has heard no apology from kim jong.

October 20, 2006 at 12:41 pm 12 comments

Famous Stupid People #12

stupidpeople1.jpgEVERYONE LOVES A PARADE AND THEY’LL BE ONE SOMEWHERE FOR THE ANON who correctly guessed Augusto Pinochet. Heh, I bet Sheena’s cursing as I’m sure her ‘is he still active politically’ question gave it away.

*A few posts down, “How do you want Harper to Look?’, Rasta Steve and Aryian Ken Doll Steve are running neck in neck. You can vote more then once, so go for it and I’ll close the results over the weekend.

**LISTEN TO CBC’s ‘AS IT HAPPEN’S’ CAROL OFF VIRTUALLY KILL RONA AMBROSE. Off is one of Canada’s best journalists and while she’ll be missed ‘in the field’ her studio appointment is the best thing to happen for ‘as it happens’ in a long time. Mother Corp’s exploding arse logo and politcially motivated demise can’t top having Off onboard….I’m sure Harpoon would never consent to an interview with her 🙂

***Verbena-19 has a report on MacKay’s fucked up take on Mahmoud Jaballah’s detentiion and deportation.

October 19, 2006 at 9:25 pm 38 comments

Harper: Off With Garth Turner’s Head

harpergarthturner.jpgIt’s the talk of Blogtown…Harper
removing MP Garth Turner from Caucus for ‘breech of confidence’ over his blogspot. We all know, ‘ya right’, more like the outspoken Turner didn’t jive with Harper’s tune, so the dance hall bouncers were bound to come out at any time. The Reform Party just doesn’t like the real Conservatives, let’s face it. But they’ve had to deal with the Lebanon evac and Afghanistan, so
Turner’s turn didn’t come till now. To every season…..

Just look at the pic of Steve! I called Daddy Scout, Parliament Hill custodian to peek at Mr. Harper’s notebook and here’s what it said:

Peter MacKay came to me on several occasions in tears because Turner wears a leather jacket and Peter wants to be the only one allowed to. I can only afford one cool looking MP and Peter wins, hands down. Garth also has a beard and only Rabbi’s should. The Reform Party must look standardized, save for MacKay, our token playboy (note: get more P.I.’s on Stronache and Domi). Turner is a turnip haha (note: tell that to Ben and Rachel at supper). Who in their right mind works for their constituents??? This guy doesn’t get it. I’m glad I axed him and I wish George liked me better so I could brag to him (note: send letter of good luck for GOP). Ew, Turner even has those big 80’s glasses. Jim Prentice’s half frames are sweet. And the guy doesn’t have one bit of Adam Smith in his closet, he just makes me puke (note: have Laureen pick up new Tip Top Tailor suit).

*you can still vote for your fave ‘harper’s fucking me look’ a few posts down. So far ‘Aryan Ken Doll’ leads over ‘Rasta Steve’.

October 18, 2006 at 8:15 pm 14 comments

If Only They Were Normal #11- Laura Bush and Laureen Harper

Imagine being married to George Walker or Stephen Joseph. No thanks!!! If their wives were normal they would have left their sociopathic mates by now or at LEAST had an affair to comfort each other’s living with emotionless, incompassionate guys. Let’s let the fly on the wall listen in:

Laura It’s o.k. sugar, Mamma’s gonna make everything alright for pretty little Laureen.
Laureen OH Laura, I , I never knew what it was like to be held and comforted this way before. My husband is so….
Laura Shhh, dumplin’. Let’s leave the world of testosterone behind. It’s just you and me right now.
Laureen Hold me tighter. Tell me you’ll take me to the Mid-East Peace Jam session.
Laura Ya honeychild, don’t you worry, that’s right, put your hand there, how’s this feel?
Laureen I, I’ve never been asked that before. Laura, oh, Laura!!!
Laura Hush now, hush. We’ll make love, not war.

*and to bring you out of that fantasy…….friends on the big island of hawaii where the earthquake took place report that most everything is being restored to normal. One friend who lives on the north end, which got hit the hardest, said it was a real ‘shaker’ as opposed to a roller (hey, she lived in L.A. for 16 years so knows her quakes). Lots of structural damage to buildings and roads but there’s good that comes with this….the old sugar cane flumes that diverted water to the fields have been destroyed and this will help restore moisture to areas that turned desert because of it.

October 17, 2006 at 9:13 pm 10 comments

Steve’s Makeover – final on hairdo

A few posts back the poll narrowed Steve’s hairdo down to ‘rasta’ as the main, with ‘other’ following. Two of the ‘others’ were Sheena Vision’s Ken Doll so I did an Aryan version, and YaYa Canada’s suggestion of ‘bullet steve’ which comes via Canada Today (interesting site!!!). Take a close gander at this pic, it’s steve’s hair and clothes made of bullets…really well done!

Now it’s time for the final round to give the man who’s fucking us all a new hairdo…..what’s your vote?

How do You Want Steve to Look?
Rasta Steve
Bullet Steve McQUEEN
Aryan Ken-doll Steve
Free polls from

Next we’ll move on to facial hair etc.

*OH GREAT – Liberal Frank MacKenna now feels Canada should rethink it’s Missile Defense Program with the States…guess now that we’re a target some Libs feel they should join the club rather then work at defeating the Con-airs…..speaking of Con-air, the Alberta/Montana border will now be airpatrolled. Off we go into the wild blue , red and white yonder!!!! Good way to keep a better watch on those brown-skinned, Canadian-born people.

*Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentriity notified me today of correctional INVESTIGATOR howard sapers releasing a report pointing to all the discrimination in prisons against aboriginals…stockwell responded:

“Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day has said he will consider the findings of Sapers’s report but there is no evidence of systemic discrimination against native offenders in the prison system.”

does he have any gray matter?

October 16, 2006 at 9:03 pm 20 comments

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Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:


Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude

#34 is Q of North of Center.

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address

#32 is Q of North of Center.

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.


#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

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