Archive for May, 2006
Baby Stephie
snivel, whiine, cry, bully, duh, ‘oh boy!’, cry some more.
The Neo Con-artist Propoganda Game
Those looney neo-cons! Natch the Ottawa Press Gallery is having a fit after The Shrub declared he would no longer hold national press conferences. Harpseal (join the club) declared “HE” would decide which members of the press he would take questions from, so the press walked out. The Bush would be proud!
This candid photo caught Heir Harper conferring with press secretary Joseph Goebbels. A listener said the two were discussing an approiate balcony to make all speeches from and the chuckle came when building a castle complete with plebes in the moat was mentioned.
David Petersen Celebrity Look-alike
hmmm, imagine david petersen’s celeb look-alikes being jeb bush and leszek miller (poland’s former prime minister who resigned over unpopularity due to corruption scandlas and support for george bush). get’s a person wondering, doesn’t it?
Of course this is no reflection on his manipulation of the Six Nation standoff…no no no!
Custard’s Last Stand
Look Ma, your kids are getting to act like their childhood heroes! BORING.
Today’s bedlum at the Six Nations Caledonia site saw non-natives, most whom are not from around the area, provoking and aggitating. Violence erupted. Wonder if these guys are paid mercenaries or just undercover army and cops?
YOU can help. Letters is a site page designed to make emailing , phoning and letter writing easy for you. Batch emails are set up to Members of Parliament and the Senate. There are lots of individuals and groups to email too.
Say what you like, talk about the travesty and injustice, demand the oppostion call for an emergency session of parliament. Ask why the Governemt has not brought in a third outside body like the United Nations or even Britain for negotiations…this is the law, this is old law that still stands. Ask why law is not being enacted, old law and current Canadian Constitutional law that is to PROTECT INDIGENOUS PEOPLES. Ask why Canada is breaking it’s own laws.
Will this be a repeat of Oka and Chateauguay and other ‘standoffs’? The army has been on standby for over a month. Is the Governement using this as a test to see how well the FBI have trained their forces over the last few years? Will the army go in and , like Chateauguay, urinate on children? The OPP are already using tear gas, violence and tasers on unarmed people including elders and women.
Wonder what Dudley George is thinking from his place in the Spirit World.
PLEASE HELP, WRITE…SEND DONATIONS, MONEY, BLANKETS, CLOTHING LIKE BOOTS FOR THE MEN, ANYTHING TO LIFT SPIRITS. PRAY.
General Stephen Custard
He’s so “All American Boy Next Store”, it must be Custard, not Custer.
It’s good to refer to people like Bush and ‘Shrub’ Harper as Hitler. It’s good to protest Canada’s extension of troops to Afghanistan. It’s good to keep an eye out what we are doing internationally, nationally and locally.
We’re avoiding something though, and that’s the ongoing genocide of Native Indians in Canada and the United States (Turtle Island). Harper may better be portrayed as General Custer. CONTINUED Native Indian genocide is considered the largest genocide in world history.
Some non-natives feel they have no right, no voice to express their stand against how the government deals with First Nations. Everyone has every right and it will take all to help.
One of the barriers came down today at Caledonia as a goodwill gesture by Six Nations, while some Caledonian non-natives erected their own barricade. the mindset of ‘The Colonizer’ has brainwashed too many. That’s pretty caustic soap they’ve been using, must have a high ‘lie’ content (pardon the pun).
Heil Harper!
Creekside tells the story, it just so happens I created these puppies a month ago and was wondering what to do with them. I see now’s the time.
THE WIZARD OF FLAWS
“Somewhere Over the Drainbow” sung by Pressboard Manning
“If I only had Courage” sung by Peter MucKay
“If I only had a Brain” sung by Doris Stackedwell Day
“If I only had a Heart” sung by Heathen Harper
No lyric changes necessary.
Celebrity Look-alike
who’da thunk?
My Heritage
offers a free gimmick draw to their site….upload a photo and they match a look a like from their data base. i punched in stepho and maddonna turned up. other shots of the shrub brought up danny elfin, tchaikovsky and carrie fisher.
“Like a virgin, touched is our Minister Prime…”
“Do You Think Stephen Has Magic?”
(if you don’t know the tune you can download “Do You Believe in Magic’ by the Lovin Spoonful from your fave source)
Do You Think Stephen Has Magic?
Do you think Stehen has magic
In his darkened heart
How can the cosmos free him
Whenever he starts
With dark magic that’s so un-groovy
it gets kinda scary like a horror movie
I’ll tell ya ’bout dark magic
That’s bankrupted his soul
But it’s like trying to tell a stranger
About being in ‘the know’.
If Stephen has dark magic, don’t fall in his shoes
It’s just his bad karma and he’s got reformer blues
Don’t bother to listen
Always keep your smile
It won’t wipe off your face no matter how hard they try
Start your feet tapping so the light you find
Will keep beyond him
So he can’t blow your mind
If you think Stephen has dark magic
Come along with me
We’ll dance till morning at the Protest Tree
And maybe, if the music’s of the light
We can all use our voices to set things right
We’ll go a dancin’ baby then you’ll see
The good magic’s gonna rule and our voices are free!. Yeah!
Does Stephen have dark magic? Yeah.
Stephen tap into your soul
Believe in light magic, it’s the people’s role
Believe in our magic, it will set us all free
Ohhhhh, talkin’ bout magic
Do you believe like I believe
Do you believe in good magic?
Do you believe in good magic?
Do you believe in good magic?
Do you believe in good magic?
Afghanistan
Let’s go for a ten year extension and conscription. Gee, hate to bring ‘the kids’ into it, but sending troops anywhere does bring kids into it. Imagine being 18 and seeing combat…or any age for that matter. Maybe Stephie would think different if his kids were older, meantime I’m sure they have fun playing war video games after church.
Graffiti
thanks to info from alison at Creekside, you can go to atom.smasher and create your own signs from a collection of different templates.
once you create your sign, drag and drop it onto your desktop. then upload it onto your own blog spot, in emails etc.. have fun!!!
Canada to Change Gun Laws
While Auditor General Sheila Fraser-Institute prepares to announce changes to Canada’s gun registry today, Charleton Heston is seen here giving Laura Bush a celebratory kiss in anticipation of NRA northern victory. Monkey-boy Bush was not available for comment as was involved in more secret negotiations with Chimp Harper, reportedly at the San Diego Zoo.
The Liberal instated gun registry, while a bureaucratic hoax and nightmare, was at least ‘there’. Yes, sweeping changes could be made to them but preferably with a broom, not a vacuum…in other words, these changes are going to suck.
Canadian Mint Releases New Currency
Prime Minister Heir Stehpen Harper revealed the new currency notes and coins today. Pleased that the Mint followed his orders, Harpboy said he hopes the currency will reflect the new face of the 51st state.
Featured are Savage Indian Affairs Minister Jim Apprentice on the Quarter, because he’s a two-bit politician. The Loon now takes on the face of the man who minor-minded the Conservative-Alliance meld, Peter MucKay. The lovely Doris Day, Soliciter Gerneral…oops, I mean Minister of Public Safety (so hard to keep up with the neo-con word games) graces our Five Dollar bill, while Injustice Minister Vic Toewnails is plastered on the sawbuck.
Who won the $20 bill placement? None other then Monte Soldierberg. The Alliance right-wing christians who dress up in fatigues to promote war deserve this commonly used paper.
Harpboy, aka ‘Shrub’ placed himself on the fifty to allow Bush on the higher denomination of $100 buckaroos.
Shrub has yet to make up his mind who will be on the penny-ante, wooden nickel, and dime a dozen.
Predictions – Six Nations
see ‘may 12, “Pop Goes the Weasel”, article with predictions by Mohawk warrior and clan mother kahentenita horn.
Sacrificing The Lambs
“And please, Gawd Almighty George Bush, accept these sacrificial lambs as testimony to my committment to undermining credibility to the Six Nations Clan Mothers, whom I’m deeply frightened of. Forgive Jane Stewart for her involvement with the Irving Family and having land holdings near Caledonia, and forgive Barbara McDougall for supporting Belinda Stronach and sitting on the board of steel company Stelco.
These women didn’t intend to have conflict of interest and I pray that by using them and paying them big bucks to make my government seem like ultra good-guys, you will take care of their bankrupt souls (and mine).
In the name of John A. MacDonald, John G. Diefenbaker, R.B.Bennett and Tom Flannigan, I thank you and beseech you”.
Harper Valley P.T.A.
I want to tell you all a story ’bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who tried support her kids who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn’t even stop to play
She said, “Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.”
The note said, “Mrs. Johnson, we know you support abortions and are totally against war
You been out there protesting and trying to get the government to give more
We don’t support you and your radical aims and goals”
Signed the Harper Valley P.T.A., ‘Progressive Twits and Assholes’.
Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson brought her clan right into the room
They wore suits and tie-dye, rags, and some were even gay
She said, “I’d like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A.”
Well, there’s cabinet ministers sitting there who’ve asked me if I wanna screw
Have stocks and shares in Haliburton, and Lockheed Martin too
And how come so many want to war and steal more land from the Mohawks?
Then go to church on Sunday and are casting stones as big as rocks?
Well Mr. Harper couldn’t be here cause he was down visiting Bush
And secretly they were grabbing each other’s little neo-touche
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I’m not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you’re all assholes and upper class twits
No I wouldn’t put you on because everyone was caught in their roles
The day my Mama socked it to the Progressive Twits and Assholes
The day my Mama socked it to the Progressive Twits and Assholes
HARPER DEVASTATED BY ZIT
Close to tears, Cana-duh’s Prime Minister Stehpen Harper has cancelled all meetings due to a zit.
“I don’t get it”, said the PM, “I woke up, put on my mascara, and there was a giant oyster on my left cheek.”
Canada’s Surgeon General was called in between rounds of golf, suggesting Harper take Acutane and quit picking it.
Get well cards can be sent to the Honourary Stephen Harper, Prime Minister, Parliament Buildings, Ottawa, Ont.
The Nose Grows
Stephie, you can use any terms and phrases you want (see Creekside – The Media is the Massage), but your looking more and more like Milhouse or Pinocchio every day.
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PAYPAL
