Archive for January, 2008
I reached into my bosom and found not just one, but two man boobs. I asked God why He had appointed me to send young ones off to be killed, why I should sell everything to the United States, why it should be me to turn Canada back into Leave it to Beaver and have man and wife not put asunder.
God said to me, Stephen, play with your nipples some more and call me in the morning. Hence forth I did and and while He never answered me the next morning, I’m certain one of these decades He will answer.
In the meantime I’ll keep reaching to my bosom and twirl my nipples. Amen.
Here I am on my REAL bed (despite the springs sticking through) , in a REAL house, in my OWN room, with my OWN bathroom. I had no idea this trip would be so luxurios. My Hawaiian sister is going with a man who is supplying the housing. Nice. He’s a Vietnam Vet, former mercenary and former Hell’s Angel. ..but he’s a good man who regrets his past. I know you will feel sorry for me when I tell you the weather has been great the last two weeks and my dip in the ocean (finally) the other day was FA Bulous. Still no whales to be seen to my eyes but reports from friends are coming in that they are there. Once my van has been fixed up a bit more I’ll venture to the north end of the island to gaze at the marvellous beasts and look for some friends who camp up there every year. I’m happy to report I am the guinea pig for someone’s ganja candy and caramels, and I’ve also got a pack of the all new ‘instant awa’ (kava kava) to try out. So far so good on dealing with the cops, save for some questioning after the accident. I’m setting up the office for the Queendom of Hawaii, now that we have internet the next step is to get a cheap printer. My Hawaiin sister had emergency dental today and it was discovered she has a THIRD tooth and it’s infected. Such a rare one, she is :)Stay warm and dry!!! A hui ho!