Archive for August, 2006
Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up to one of the biggest larks in Canada! You’ve read about it on blogs, alt news and msm! The one, the only, non-bearded B.C. Premier of the Gordon Campbell Show gave way to his hard stance on the Softwood Lumber Deal!
In steps the Flattest Man in the World, Steve Harper with $55 million to the Olympic Games!!!
Ringling have announced The Olympic Summer Games go back to Athens and STAY there, and the Winter Games will move and STAY PUT in Chamonix. Due to the increase in bribery, scams, broken people everywhere who suffer while their countries stage the event, all participating nations will now contribute to the building and upgrading of permanment facilities.
Gordo, why just $55 mill? If I were a sleezy scumbag like you I would have gone for a lot more. Geeze!
Bazz of Oi ! Thump !
guessed ‘hollywood actress declares herself a right wing bigot’:
Jane Russell. i’m baffled, i’m puzzled, i’m shocked, i was prepared for this to go on for a while (hmm, bazz, did you sneak in and read my bookmarks, or did you hit a celebrity web site….aha, maybe a google thing!!!!).
Steve and his Con-Air Team prep to douse the heat the 40th Parliament session will bring this Fall. Armed with their little hoses, we can expect the Cons to wet their Stanfields as the majority opposition throw plenty of softwood logs on the fire. I’m sure their ‘Real Women Squeezes’ will be on hand with coffee, snacks, and HERo sandwiches.
The Kalamalka Rainbow is one year old. Stop by and congratulate BC Waterboy!
Imagine! Putting retired Brigadier General and Minister of Defence, Gordon O’Connor in ordinary cotton/poly camoflauge for his trip to visit troops in Afghanistan!!!!!
NO NO NO!!! Gordy wants to entertain the troops a la Priscilla. Steve-Joe gave the suggestion, Gordscilla went as bananas as Carman Miranda’s headress, but then they outfitted him in baggy desert camo! No wonder he looked so sour coming off the plane….’ask nothing, tell nothing’ has gone too far and Canaduh’s military has no sense of fashion whatsoever! This is a disgrace and will keep the Harper Cabinet out of the ‘Best Fashion Awards’ for certain.
Faux pas after faux pas. If we’re going to fight we may as well do it in chic.
Seems some Canuks in Afghanistan got a bit carried away. Paranoia? Orders from the top? Drugs? Traumatic affect? All the above?
AND WHAT THE HELL IS FRIENDLY FIRE??????? ‘Here, you’re my friend, bang!’ ?. ‘Just thought I’d send you to a better place’, ‘I hear you haven’t been feeling well, POW!’, ‘What are buddies for, KAPOW!’, ‘Just kidding, oops, too late heh heh’, ‘Remember the time we got drunk and fell down, wasn’t that fun, PING!’.
Friendly fire is the lamest term I ever heard.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran has beefed up nuclear weapon capability with the operation of a heavy water plant.
If he were normal:
“These war pigs suck ass. The dark lizards won’t reign anymore, I’ll play until every last weapon is sent back to hell and the doomsday clock is set to one minute to peace. I’m gonna move the groove of the Mid-East jam up a notch and make it a battle of the bands. The muscle of iron will compete against the unplugged and the people will decide. The people, man, nothin’ more important than the pepes. Winner gets to shit on the Whitehouse steps. Justice for all! Headbanging for peace, man, headbanging for peace!”