Archive for October, 2008

Thanks to Kaptain Karen

oh boy….i got interviewed by kaptain karen of the Voyages of the HMCS Swiftsure.  Karen likes to ask fellow bloggers offbeat questions then post them.   here’s the interview if anyone’s interested.  it’s a cool idea and karen if a fellow NON CON so if you haven’t seen her blog it alternates between personal (her most recent is coverage of the world soccer cup) to political.   give it a whirl 😀

October 17, 2008 at 8:44 am 4 comments

The Tin Man

 

When a man’s an empty kettle

He should never ever settle

He should hold out for his part.

Just because i’m prime-sinister

and  could be a mission minister

I’m glad I don’t have  a heart.  

If I were tender and gentle

and awful sentimental

regarding love and art

I’d be a wimpy fellow

and couldn’t use the gallows

I’m glad I  don’t have a heart.  

picture me a balcony

above a voice sings low

 

(Boreen)

Wherefore art thou, Romeo LeBlanc?

 

(Tin Man)

I hear a vote, she’s devote!

 

Just to register emotion, but it causes such commotion

And tears the plan apart

I could stay young and chipper

But a hand might touch my zipper

And I don’t want a heart!

October 13, 2008 at 11:37 pm 3 comments

Famous Stupid People

 So it’s not Tuesday…so what?  FSP has taken a turn this time and posted the evident.  There would be no guessing in this one….it would be a matter of who saw this post first…Sarah Palin’s stupidity oozes out of her pea-brain like wax out of a slimey monster’s ears.  Yuck.  Stay tuned as Harper Valley will try it’s best to present a FSP that requires some guesswork .

 

 

 

October 11, 2008 at 11:15 pm 1 comment

Stephen Harper’s Economic Plan

 While his opponents called last night for Primordial Minister Stephen Harper to unveil a Conservative economic plan…Steve kept them waiting in the wings until he could release his plan this morning.

FINALLY realizing Canada can no longer afford to ride on the coat tails of George Bush’s You-ess-ian nightmare, Steve has unveiled ‘THE CANRO’, a new monetary unit he pledges will help keep Canada in the black.

“God was late talking to me on this one, but the other day I was leaning against the church wall to let fly with my signature “Silent but Deadly’ one.  Halleluja, what should pop out but a dollar bill actually composed of potash, uranium, water, diamonds and tar sands!”.  

Steve says Canadians will have to catch him on windy days and rip a section of the CANRO off.  He warns that taking too many of the one-plies may result in diverticulosis for him, so to go easy.  “I am suffering enough with this, but I suffer so you don’t have to”, says Steve.  He also alluded to lambs as commodities and threw in something about being born in swaddlings and placed amongst bullrushes.  

Good luck, Steve…may the arse be with you!

October 3, 2008 at 9:34 am 7 comments

The Great ‘Do We Have To Wait’?

 Just watching HIS nose grow is quite amazing.  There he sat at the great debate telling lie after lie, his contenders exposing him, but the most us viewers could see was a fumble on some words and sometimes a ever so slightly shakey hand.  Bugger.  How many will buy him again?  Can’t they SEE his nose grow???

Elizabeth May and Gilles Duceppe were the clear shinging winners, agree with them or not.  They’re both smart, can back what they say, and May even hands her opponents points where she thinks they’re due.  Duceppe’s line about him not wanting to be or expecting to be Prime Minister (and 3 others at the table) was probably the best line of the whole ordeal.

Dion attempts to be the gentleman and scholar when matters get heated but really, he gets backed into corners easily and comes across as……a wimp.  Layton the salesman was pretty good but lost points with me for looking the camera in the eye as though he were talking directly to us the pitiful viewers, and really, how many times do we have to hear him sneak in NDP campaign lines?  Mind you, his reference to Steve’s campaign sweater was great and he aimed some pretty tough stuff at the PM. 

I CAN’T WAIT for this election to be over.  I voted already and while it wasn’t the toughest choice I’ve ever had to make it certainly wasn’t the most pleasant.  Really…why don’t they at least give us some dark chocolate as we leave the polling booth?

October 2, 2008 at 9:05 pm 4 comments


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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

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