Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist
Ha hoo! Good sunday morning boys and girls! Today’s sermon is from the book of Hand-Job. This reminds me of my recent visit to Stephen’s house. Missy Laureen and I were sipping tea in the parlour of 24 Sussex, oh, she looked resplendant in her pink taffeta outfit from Sears! Missy was telling me how Stephen still won’t go further then the missionary position and I took her hand to comfort her, telling her it was her duty to just lay on her back, count to 20 and think of Jack Lord.
What should happen but a tremor came over me. I had goosebumps and a tingly sensation in my lower abdomen and it was then and there I knew Yaweh was strong with us. I was tickled pink for the last time I had this sensation was while sitting next to Miss Laura at George’s ranch.
Oh yes, back to my story. Dear me, I’m afraid I’ve run out of time but remember to service your man and sometimes the answer can be found in the book of Hand-Job.