Archive for May 27, 2007

Canada’s Gone to the Dogs…

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Steve Joe Harper has more in common with Stephane Dion then he thought…a french background. While the PM usually keeps this detail hushpuppied, it is known that a grandparent was a poodle, hence Steve’s penchant for the four-pawed pillars of , er, hmmmm….manhood?

Let’s scrap that story and move on to Kahentinetha’s latest article…oh those clan moms….this woman doesn’t know how to leave the keyboards alone!

DOGS DAY AFTERNOON – A CHILDREN’S STORY

MNN. May 25, 2007. The colonists keep saying we and our ways are finished! They are 3rd generation immigrants who think they belong on Turtle Island keep trying to find ways to force us to join them and to be pawns in their games. Even after killing off over 100 million of us, we and our memories are still alive.

Let’s compare. There are two kinds of dogs. There are wild dogs that are free and part of the “natural world”. They have the memory of running, playing and exploring vast territories.

Then there are “domesticated” dogs, those pampered pooches that wait for the sound of the can opener so they can beg for their bacon. They won’t turn against their masters even when abused and beaten by them. They just keep wagging their tails harder and harder trying to be liked. It’s a kind of “wife” syndrome. They can’t even shit where they want. If it wasn’t for “pooper scoopers”, they’d be extinct.

Today most dogs are domesticated and tied up. If they are let loose, watch out! They’re angry. They go crazy and they’re dangerous. Some don’t know what to do because there are no rules or enforcers for them. They just lie down and die.
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May 27, 2007 at 11:42 pm 10 comments

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

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Ha hoo! Good sunday morning boys and girls! Today’s sermon is from the book of Hand-Job. This reminds me of my recent visit to Stephen’s house. Missy Laureen and I were sipping tea in the parlour of 24 Sussex, oh, she looked resplendant in her pink taffeta outfit from Sears! Missy was telling me how Stephen still won’t go further then the missionary position and I took her hand to comfort her, telling her it was her duty to just lay on her back, count to 20 and think of Jack Lord.

What should happen but a tremor came over me. I had goosebumps and a tingly sensation in my lower abdomen and it was then and there I knew Yaweh was strong with us. I was tickled pink for the last time I had this sensation was while sitting next to Miss Laura at George’s ranch.

Oh yes, back to my story. Dear me, I’m afraid I’ve run out of time but remember to service your man and sometimes the answer can be found in the book of Hand-Job.

May 27, 2007 at 6:19 am 7 comments


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