Posts filed under ‘Stephen Harper’

It’s Always Tits Up

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I reached into my bosom and found not just one, but two man boobs.  I asked God why He had appointed me to send young ones off to be killed, why I should sell everything to the United States, why it should be me to turn Canada back into Leave it to Beaver and have man and wife not put asunder.  

 

God said to me, Stephen, play with your nipples some more and call me in the morning.  Hence forth I did and and while He never answered me the next morning, I’m certain one of these decades He will answer.

 

In the meantime I’ll keep reaching to my bosom and twirl my nipples.  Amen.

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January 29, 2008 at 3:29 am 11 comments

Harpo Claws is Coming To Town

santastephenharper.jpg Hey kids, you musta been BAD this year.  I’m talking beyond just naughty, I’m talking REAL BAD, cuz Harpo Claws has taken away just about all your future.  Saint Prick has stolen your environment and natural resources.  If Granny and Grandpa get sick, kiss them goodbye cuz Harpo would rather pay to  have young men and women killed  in Afghanistan then to put more money into health care. And any social programs that may help with troubled kids, youth or older people, that went UP the chimney so if you’re real lucky you might get a rock in your stocking to fend off crime.   Oh yes, that card with the fetus on it, that’s not Jesus, it’s only a drawing that says ‘what if….’.  But have a Merry Conchristmas knowing hope may spring election eternal. 

December 9, 2007 at 10:14 pm 6 comments

Wear Red Tie Day

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December 7, 2007 at 8:29 am 14 comments

Stephan Dion Makeover

stephandionmakeover.jpgStephan Dion’s beefing up for a spring election.   His makeover is under way with just a few touches left.  Fashion and makeup firm Sacre et Bleu gave Monsieur Dion a chin, dark hair (it was decided white would emmulate Mulroney), six pack, and gigilo clothing.Next on the roster is an ear clip and resonant , deep voice. Hand wagging will be a definite out.  Polls indicate that Dion’s new image has trailer trash gals and guys are thrilled, and they account for a huge majority of the vote.  HV has heard through the grapevine that Stephen Harper will continue to get his wardrobe through Mr. Big & Tall, and he thinks he’s handsome so will not undergo cosmetic surgery.  Too bad, a nose bob, black hair, eyeliner and disco clothing could make him a double for Michael Jackson.   

December 2, 2007 at 11:10 pm 7 comments

Wear Shed Friday

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November 30, 2007 at 12:30 am 10 comments

OH NO! Steve Can’t Find Mask and Costume!

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Boo, from Snarlymint Hill !

October 31, 2007 at 8:53 am 9 comments

Nitrous Oxide, Anyone?

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“Ah….Mr. Harper. You say you seek happiness. For some it has to come from certain gasses. Please don’t buy the stuff from China.

Not only will this make you happy but you can double your pleasure knowing it is a major global warming gas, so, you can keep your Kyoto pledge above world standards.

Nice to meet you and, hey, love the kata”.

October 29, 2007 at 10:09 pm 8 comments

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

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