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October 18, 2007 at 9:48 pm 6 comments

Just Say ‘NO’ to Jesus

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Steve-Joe is saying ‘no’ to illicit drugs…and Jesus. While being pulled over after church and failing the walk the yellow lie test, Steve confessed he was high on Christ.

Further investigation led to the PM confessing he had been talking in tongues and just wasn’t in the right state of mind to drive. He voluntarily placed himself in Babe in Swaddlings Anonymous and a driver’s program.
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*while Stever is concerned about drugs like Crystal Methodist and cocaine, saying the 60’s was an era that began illicit drug use, he forgets that pot, cocaine, heroin and opium were once legal and widely used throughout ever era. The 50’s cooled a bit on some of these drugs after being made illegal, but amphetemines were widely used during the ‘Leave it to Beaver’ phase.

So, Steve-Joe, when are you going to address the REAL problem of sustance abuse instead of hauling out the bandaids that will help stock up private prisons?

You want crack? Kiss Georgie’s ass again!

October 4, 2007 at 11:58 pm 10 comments

Oh What a Lovely War…..NOT

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Canada’s new Foreign Affairs Minister, Maxine Bernier, made his debut at the United Nations. Bernier told the U.N. that “to appoint a high-level special envoy to Afghanistan, saying the monumental task of rebuilding and stabilizing the beleaguered country is too great for one nation “to tackle it alone.”

And by gum, he’s right…George needed propping up by a big Canuk, just like the U.S. needs Canada to continue keeping troops in Afghanistan. George looked a little stiff and grey in the arms of Bernier, but the Prez isn’t used to Quebecers. A quick telegram from Harper eased the puppethead of the U.S., so he later relaxed in Big Bernie’s arms , hugged his blankie and sucked his thumb.

October 3, 2007 at 12:38 am

Female Weaponry #1 – The D-36 Mooclear Bombshell

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Designed by Fredrika of Nurenwood, the D-36 can be launched at low altitudes and either smother their target or lure them in with lactating efficiency. Downfalls? Stretch marks on some rough terrain landings and need propping up as they age.

Sample:
Bush: Uh, ya, hold on will ya….oh this is so warm and sweet….uh, well, never mind, just tell Iraq to go back to being Iraq on it’s own.

September 5, 2007 at 8:56 pm 7 comments

Bush’s Surprise Visit to Iraq

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Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq today.    Upon landin, Mini-George demanded to be taken to some palm trees.

Troop: Sir, this is the desert, there are no palm trees.

Bush: Then plant some.  Let’s go swim in the ocean.

Troop:  Sir, we’ll get on it , as for the ocean, we’re miles and miles away.  Remember, you’re here to check if the additional 30,000 troops are making a difference.

Bush:  I ordered those green , plastic troops from a comic book with my winnings from Cheney playing Texas Hold-em.  They should be fine.

Troop: Then may I ask, sir, what you’re doing here?

Bush: It’s safer here then at the ranch, what with the hurricane moving in.

Troop: Sir, you could have gone to the White House or Camp David.

Bush: Naw, Laura’s at the White House and the twins are confined to Camp David.  I think I can get some cheers here, the boo’s are getting loud at home.

Troop:  I see, Sir. Shall I play the recording of you last election win again?

Bush:  Please.  And get started on those palm trees….oh, throw in a mirage or two.

Troop: Yes Sir, although I don’t think I need to.

Bush: Huh?

Troop: Never mind.

September 3, 2007 at 11:11 am 2 comments

Know Your Neo-Con Rhetoric?

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From TomDispatch via Motherjones….take the 11 question quiz.

June 17, 2007 at 10:25 pm

Gr8-test Hits…Buy the CD today!

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Georgie and Vladamir are flirting again over their missiles. George says it’s ok though, as he calls his friend , ‘Vladamir’. The two love to joke around and have recorded a new CD to raise money for the Gr8 Scumpit’s ‘Sponsor a Wealthy Child To Harvard’ trust fund.

Here’s a couple of songs from the hit CD:

Dough, Raygun, Me

Vlad , a dear, a Russian dear

Tony, he’s like a golden son

Me a name I hold in esteem

Jose, he should start to run

Angela, she should be pulling thread

Nicolas, he won and I’m so glad

Steve, he eats jam and bread…

That will bring us back to Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad…(repeat copious amounts of times)

Bad, Bad, Vladamir

Well the south side of Moscow
Is the bad for lots of shootin’
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Vladamir Putin

Now Vlad is more than trouble
You see he stand bout five foot four
All the downtown ladies call him Napolean
All the mens just call him Stalin

Chorus:
And its bad, bad, Vladamir Putin
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Vladamir he’s a gambler
But his treads aren’t Karzai clothes
And he likes to shove his diamond rings
Right up George’s nose
He got custom oil rig rentals
He got Eldorado mines too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

(chorus)

Well friday bout a week ago
Vlad was shootin dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named G8
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Vladamir Putin learned a lesson
‘Bout messin with a Yankee man

Well the two men took to fightin
And when they pulled them from the floor
Vladmir looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And Georgie he had black eyes
And a bruised up little scrotum
That just goes to show ya
Never mess around with votin’
(chorus)

June 5, 2007 at 2:33 pm 2 comments

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

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ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

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ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

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ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

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ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

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ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

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ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

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ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

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ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

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ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

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ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

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ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

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ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

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ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

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#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

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#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

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