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Does an O’Connor Shit in the Woods? Wake up Canada and Smell the Scat

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Gordon o’CONnar, Minister of Penises, is seen above with his famous ‘grip and bend’ pose as he launches a loaf onto Algonquin land. Yes, Gordon shits in the woods, Canada’s woods.

Below the beloved sparton is seen as should be….demolished by an interceptor bear and shat out.

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SPECIAL MNN REPORT:

IS CANADA THE WORLD’S “BUTT HOLE”

FOR TESTING BOMBS AND WMDs??

Sombody’s making deals with the devil!

July 26, 2007

“Ye Shall Know them by the Company they Keep” [from somewhere in the Bible?]

Ardoch Algonquin First Nation and Sharbot Obaadjiwan First Nation will be conducting a protest and information toll on Highway 7 in Perth on July 28th from 3pm-6pm. They want to stop uranium exploration and mining in North Frontenac County, 42 miles north of Kingson Ontario Canada. [For more information contact Chief Paula Sherman omanikwe@bell.blackberry.net 613-329-3706, Bob Lovelace at 613-374-5598, Chief Randy Cota 613-541-8205,  and Ormond Lee at 613-267-7584]

In a Memorandum of Understanding “Mining Resources Engineering Limited” MREL is continuing its weapons making and bomb exploding activities on Algonquin lands. We investigated and found a frightening profile on MREL.

MREL Encampment in the Bush

Their weapons testing is unacceptable! On July 13, 2007, some Indigenous people stumbled on their “secret” lab and explosive testing encampment in the bush on Sharbot Lake. They probably need to clean up some evidence of their questionable activities? We are now in the know! They are making weapons of genocide to be used on our people elsewhere in the world and, who knows, maybe even on us.

MREL tries to stay anonymous. Bill Bauer, the head, keeps company with some big guys in the BIG LEAGUE. Yes, the Department of National Defense Canada [DND] and the U.S. Department of Defense [DOD] are some of MREL’s biggest customers. They work secretly for the sake of “national security”, calling it “R&D” [Research & Development]. We know they don’t care about ‘our’ security. Why do we get the feeling that there’s a lot of “insanity” going on here? [Ask Bill Bauer of MREL at 613-545-0466 (111)Cell 613-530-0777. MREL hides out in Kingston].

Why should these secret companies and agencies know more about our security than us? We are the original owners of the land, and there are non-native settlers who live on our land.

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July 30, 2007 at 9:19 pm 8 comments

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist

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Ha Hoo! Parishioners, oh parishioners! Wake up out of your Sunday Slumber so you can put more $$$ in the plate.

From Crystal 1:23: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Steve. Hark, the Harold from the Red Green Show sings, glory to Stephen King or anyone named Stephen. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Jack Lord to lie beside me when I wake. Rock Hudson of ages, thy salvation, I will never believe he was gay and Mark Foley et al aren’t , it is a cover-up for a massive campaign against the sin of sodomy.

Speaking of sodomy, Boreen admitted to me she wants it ‘you know where’ but Stephen is too busy giving that out to Canadians. I had her confess to Father Ben Dover and he had her say 10 hail Bloody Mary ‘s. Remember, we here at the Xtian Alliance Reform Missionary Position Church seek to forgive then make them pay.

Have a good Canada day tomorrow and don’t forget about our savage, heathen, First Nations friends….convert one today!

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HAPPY FIRST NATIONS DAY!!!!

July 1, 2007 at 2:22 am 7 comments

What The Fuck? Friday

*Mark at Slap Upside the Head has the most bizarre post about some religious Russians cleansing a river after a cruise ship with gays sailed it!!!!

*Talk about vile hate…The Galloping Beaver has trackbacked a post from
‘The Right Girl’ that spews venom at First Nations.
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In an interesting turn of events, the OPP have issued warpaint and tomahawks to their finest. Tomahawk doubles as opium pipe for after a hard days work. Next on the OPP’s list will be black issue uniforms with brocade lacing in a fine linen for when they march upon gays. HV says ‘stay tuned’ for RCMP ‘pro-life’ red serge with fetuses on the epulets. What’s policing without fashion?
JUNE 29 DAY OF PROTEST

9:00 am. Discussions with Shawn Brant to open up Number 2 to Marysville. Little Mouselini Fantino said he has a present for Shawn Brant that he wants to give him within the hour. The OPP closed the TransCanada Highway 401. The CN CP rail were closed by the rail companies. They put up the blockades. Are they turning Indian? At any rate, now we know how to close down the colonial operation. We just have to say we’re g0ing to do it and they do it themselves. Shawn Brant said, “We have been pre-empted by CN”.

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June 29, 2007 at 9:59 am 8 comments

See Red Friday (ride ’em, Steve-boy)

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The aggitation has begun as white supremecists sprayed swaztikas on an aboriginal center in Quebec. And the ‘plot thickens’ while AFN Chief Phil Fontaine of Goof met with the RCMP and other police forces…gee, couldn’t have anything to do with June 29th Day of Solidarity with First Nations, could it, and Steve and Phil seeming to think injuns=violence???

Steve: Every now and then I like to wear my cowboy gear…Boreen loves it when I wear chaps. The red eyes? Er, contact lenses for uv rays. Honest, I’m not angry at the savage injuns. They deserve every right to stay on their reservations and support themselves. High time they all worked and quit drinking and drugs. Phil and I are working on a scheme with Guillaume Carle, just basic land grab stuff.

Never mind what JJ says about me skipping out of Commons for the summer during Gay Pride week. I have nothing against homos or injuns or homo-injuns. I wish I had my body against them but I can’t ‘come out’ so I’ll wage cowboy war instead.

Whaddya think, should I look more Village People cowboy, or will this John Howard hat do?

June 22, 2007 at 10:16 am 8 comments

Red-X Friday

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“This is a historic day”. Yes, HP and MNN have negotiated for the rights to use this story on Red-X. Scout said: Give me 5 cents and I’ll post your story”
Mnn: 10 cents.
Scout: 10 cents? No way. How about this, I give you 25 cents to use it.
MNN: Cheapskate. We”ll right you a cheque for a thousand dollars.
Scout: What are you, Scottish Indians? I’m giving you $5,000. Final offer.

The result was total liberation.

Hey Steve…wanna wear red – read this!
From MNN:
INFAMOUS INDIGENOUS SAGE “RED-X” TELLS THE FEDS: “QUIT BLOWING SMOKE UP OUR BUTTS” REGARDING JUNE 29TH DAY OF ACTION & LAND CLAIM SETTLEMENT PROPOSAL

MNN. June 12, 2007. Ottawa is asking Phil Fontaine, the Walkie-Talkie Wizard of the AFN [Assembly of First Nations] to order us to stop expressing ourselves on June 29th and to go back into our hole. The Red-X asked, “Is [Prime Minister] Steve Harper responsible for wiping every Canadian’s butt? Is George Bush at fault for every American’s stupidity?” Phil’s not our leader. He’s theirs. We don’t pay him. They do. This double talk is so annoying.

The Red-X arrived on his silver eagle from the west where the sun never sleeps, to look over our vast great expanse of Indigenous territory, now scarred and polluted by centuries of cruel occupation. MNN was so lucky to catch him for this short interview. Here are a few of his words of wisdom.
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June 15, 2007 at 1:11 am 1 comment

Jane Stewart Eats Dough

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Former Lib Cabinet Minister Jane Stewart believes in the notion that ‘money talks’…so she’s eaten the dough the Ontario Goverment handed her to stall talks on Six Nation negotiations.

Jane: I like my money raw…no mustard, no ketchup. The true pulp flavour is the only way to go, well, maybe a dash of salt. If I can get those wretched Clan Mothers to put aside their foolish notions of what is right, stall them, grind them down, then maybe we’ll have time to innoculate some blankets with smallpox to give them. Wait….Avian flu would be more 21st century! We’ll dupe them with chickens. That’s it…we’ll import chickens from China and make it look like a big government handout. Sure, the public may balk that the indians are getting something else for free, after all we did air drop t-shirts with Canadian flags…but in the end it’s worth it. Oh, and I like to wash my dollar sandwhiches down with red wine…..white is for poultry, if you know what i mean.

FROM MNN NEWS:
SIX NATIONS’ GROOVY TAKEOVER: HAGERSVILLE OR BUST!

MNN. May 30, 2007. Just when we thought Jane Stewart was gone from our lives, she pops up like a dirty shirt. For $1,300 a day, why not? She’s the former mouthpiece for Ontario at the “talks” about returning our stolen land to us. She moaned, “The Feds and Ontario are going to walk away from the table because of that “gun incident” [a few days ago]. What? That had nothing to do with us. It was a personal dispute.

Would the city of Toronto stop all business at City Hall because there was an incident on Yonge Street where someone robbed someone at gunpoint? Does Parliament come to a grinding halt because someone stuck up a bank down the street? It appears that Ontario is trying to get out of settling our land claims. They want an excuse, any excuse. Quick! Does someone have a hangnail? These colonists get hysterical and irrational when they get cornered, don’t they?

Canada and Ontario, you have to start taking responsibility for your acts of brutality. Remember when you sent in the Ontari-ario Provincial Police OPP, on April 20, 2006, and attacked us? They arrived at 4:30 a.m. with weapons galore, beating, berating, arresting and shooting some of us in the face with high powered pellet guns! [Those guys need a mom to tell them ‘no’, it’s not right!] We were unarmed and managed to send the OPP running. Another thing! Why is the fully armed OPP whizzing past us every 5 minutes!!! What about the inflated gas prices? Maybe they just don’t care about the Ontario taxpayers.

At the “talks” on Tuesday, May 22, we reminded Canada and the Province about the Two Row Wampum agreement, “You don’t have a voice in the decisions we make. If you keep putting your hands in our canoe and trying to steer it, you’re going to get splashed every time.” We told them to get their baggage out of our canoe and stay in their boat.

About twenty of our Six Nations people waved flags and played ceremonial drums while the OPP stood by and watched us stop the unlawful construction on our land at Hagersville. They never got our permission to do anything there. Why weren’t the cops arresting the developers? What’s their next assignment? Holding the door open for bank robbers? We want our property to be left alone until we’re ready and things are settled to our satisfaction.

Hagersville is part of the Haldimand tract, which runs about 10 kilometres on each side of the Grand River. This land is part of the vast Six Nations territory along the St. Lawrence River, around the Great Lakes watershed, down to New York State, Vermont and beyond. In 1784 the Six Nations did not receive the land from the British during the American Revolution. This Tract of one million acres was specially protected from encroachment by settlers “for the Mohawks and their posterity forever”.

Canada and the Province keep threatening they won’t give us back Kanohnstaton, which they say they took into “trust”. Is it something like bank robbers who hold the stolen money in trust! We told them plainly, “You need to get your paws off Kanenhstaton ASAP”. The Plank Road Agreement needs to be addressed, Canada needs to obey the laws and live up to the rule of law. The developer has to CONSULT with the Six Nations Confederacy.

Ontario’s Minister of Aboriginal Affairs David Ramsay said their bargainers were “displeased” about being caught in another theft, “We should have peace and no further escalation.” Right! So stop your thuggery! Go home! Leave us alone!

Developer, Dan Valentine, picked up his tools and left. He agreed with us, “They have the claim, clearly something exists. They’ve been trying to reach out to the government to settle this, and it hasn’t been settled.”

Under the Haida, Taku and Mikkisew Supreme Court rulings, anyone directly involved in land development where land “claims” exist is in “CONTEMPT OF COURT”. Canadians can’t just march in and take whatever they want according to the map they saw in grade two. Whenever there is a valid land claim, there has to be consultation. Otherwise it’s not legal.
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May 30, 2007 at 8:14 pm 3 comments

Canada’s Gone to the Dogs…

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Steve Joe Harper has more in common with Stephane Dion then he thought…a french background. While the PM usually keeps this detail hushpuppied, it is known that a grandparent was a poodle, hence Steve’s penchant for the four-pawed pillars of , er, hmmmm….manhood?

Let’s scrap that story and move on to Kahentinetha’s latest article…oh those clan moms….this woman doesn’t know how to leave the keyboards alone!

DOGS DAY AFTERNOON – A CHILDREN’S STORY

MNN. May 25, 2007. The colonists keep saying we and our ways are finished! They are 3rd generation immigrants who think they belong on Turtle Island keep trying to find ways to force us to join them and to be pawns in their games. Even after killing off over 100 million of us, we and our memories are still alive.

Let’s compare. There are two kinds of dogs. There are wild dogs that are free and part of the “natural world”. They have the memory of running, playing and exploring vast territories.

Then there are “domesticated” dogs, those pampered pooches that wait for the sound of the can opener so they can beg for their bacon. They won’t turn against their masters even when abused and beaten by them. They just keep wagging their tails harder and harder trying to be liked. It’s a kind of “wife” syndrome. They can’t even shit where they want. If it wasn’t for “pooper scoopers”, they’d be extinct.

Today most dogs are domesticated and tied up. If they are let loose, watch out! They’re angry. They go crazy and they’re dangerous. Some don’t know what to do because there are no rules or enforcers for them. They just lie down and die.
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May 27, 2007 at 11:42 pm 10 comments

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Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

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ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

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ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

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ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

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ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

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ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

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ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

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ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

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ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

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ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

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ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

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