Posts filed under ‘Aboriginal’

Sleezy Riders…let’s get it straight who the thugs are!

*Mark from Slap Upside the Head has successfully defended his master’s thesis…yay!

Steve Harpelini and Chuck Brawl prepare to take on any Six Nation youth who might enter homes being constructed on reclaimed land.

MNN. Sept. 15, 2007. On September 13th at around 4:00 pm.
witnesses saw non-native men running out, picking up
weapons and going back into the unfinished house. Inside
five non-native men had ambushed two Indigenous youth.
Their backs were against the wall, the two youth defended
themselves. The youth had gone into the house, one going one
way and the other in another direction. The older Indigenous
boy caught one of the non-native men beating his younger

The OPPolice had stopped construction that morning at 9:00 am.
Meetings were going on between the Six Nations and the
“Crown” that afternoon about the land. Stirling Construction
was illegally building houses on Six Nations land.

It is worth noting that the OPPolice were there
throughout the incident “to maintain the peace”. They had
not verified that all workers had left or that the area was secure.
They stood by and watched the non-native men go into the
house with clubs. They did not help the two Indigenous youths
who were being attacked inside. The OPP admitted, “We were
caught off guard”. [Or they were using their “discretion” not
to intervene!]

Apparently two Indigenous youth had entered the “empty”
building and surprised the non-natives who were inside. It
was the Gualtieri brothers, Sam and Joe, and their three
nephews, of Caledonia. They started to beat one of the youth,
a very young teenager. The older youth walked in and found
Sam Gualtieri had his young brother against the wall with a
bar pressed across his throat, ready to kill him. He grabbed
whatever he could find to save his young brother. Joe Gualtieri
watched as his brother Sam took a beating. These
burly guys and their nephews were over confident. They had
numbers, strength and weight on their side, while the kids were
fighting for their lives.


September 19, 2007 at 8:56 pm 1 comment

Canada’s Gone to the Dogs…

Steve Joe Harper has more in common with Stephane Dion then he thought…a french background. While the PM usually keeps this detail hushpuppied, it is known that a grandparent was a poodle, hence Steve’s penchant for the four-pawed pillars of , er, hmmmm….manhood?

Let’s scrap that story and move on to Kahentinetha’s latest article…oh those clan moms….this woman doesn’t know how to leave the keyboards alone!


MNN. May 25, 2007. The colonists keep saying we and our ways are finished! They are 3rd generation immigrants who think they belong on Turtle Island keep trying to find ways to force us to join them and to be pawns in their games. Even after killing off over 100 million of us, we and our memories are still alive.

Let’s compare. There are two kinds of dogs. There are wild dogs that are free and part of the “natural world”. They have the memory of running, playing and exploring vast territories.

Then there are “domesticated” dogs, those pampered pooches that wait for the sound of the can opener so they can beg for their bacon. They won’t turn against their masters even when abused and beaten by them. They just keep wagging their tails harder and harder trying to be liked. It’s a kind of “wife” syndrome. They can’t even shit where they want. If it wasn’t for “pooper scoopers”, they’d be extinct.

Today most dogs are domesticated and tied up. If they are let loose, watch out! They’re angry. They go crazy and they’re dangerous. Some don’t know what to do because there are no rules or enforcers for them. They just lie down and die.

May 27, 2007 at 11:42 pm 10 comments

Confessions of an Insurgent

I confess. After reading THIS, I am convinced they should cuff me immediatley. In fact I may turn myself in….turn myself into what, I don’t know but it won’t be an apple (red on the outside, white on the inside).

Maybe they should come and get me right now. After all, if promoting or taking part of anything to do with Native Indian Sovereignty is a crime then throw me in Canadian Gitmo and pass the pemican, please. For gawd’s sake….I’ve posted stories here on indigenous sovereignty….I have a link to a website I created that has articles of ‘terrorist’ activities like reclaiming land in a peaceful way, promoting prayers, poking phun at the OPP, pointing to government and organization websites and addressess to pen letters, pickin on Gary MacHale, and overuse of the letter ‘P’ in general.

Note how I look….this is how insurgents look. Fangs to vampirically bite the necks of those who uphold the colonial system. Shiny, wonky eyes (the better to see them with), devi’s horns (they’re really e.s.p. antenae but don’t tell anyone that), Mr. Spock ears (to better hear them with). My heavens and stars, someone who promotes things like THIS legal opinion that shows the North American governments are in fraud and treason unto themselves, therefore not legal entities should be put away forever for seeing and pointing out the truth…because we all know THE TRUTH is not what BiG BROTHER wants us to know. Here, I’ll post some dangerous words, ‘ROCK ON SIX NATION CLAN MOTHERS, GO DEH CHO GO, INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF THE WORLD IGNITE (please light your smudges to say prayers).

If authorities don’t come and get me within two weeks I shall have to go to them and beg them to shackle me. It may be the only photo-op I get with Stephen Harper.

Remember to send cakes with files in them (no no no, not for breaking out, how could you think of letting a non-dangerous person out of jail!!!!….it’s for keeping a decent manicure and pedicure). OH, I promise to send postcards from the Hague!!!!

May 12, 2007 at 3:54 pm 7 comments

One Lump or Two?

General Harper cant seem to get over his colonizer roots. I say, Steve, how is it you manage to sneak past parliament on so many things, including sending the army in to try squelch Mohawk Nation land reclamation? Deseronto, in Ontario, is just another example in your recent Canadian Law and Human Rights violations (are you listening, President Hu Jintao?).

Why, I almost called my good buddy, The Queen, to check on her corgies and let her know Stevie’s violated the Royal Proclamation AGAIN! But I opted to make some Red Rose tea instead and munch on watercress sandwhiches, organically grown in Rona’s backyard. I did however, phone this nation’s number one Injun advocate, Jim Prentice, but he was meeting with Dr. Mengele to develop a new strain of smallpox. Too bad because I’m sure Jim ‘The Apprentice’ would have liked to tell someone they’re fired….probably someone in the Department of Indiian Affairs who was wiretapped while telling their sister ‘everything is oh so wrong’.

The ‘oh so wrong’ got me to wondering, because I finally hit on what’s ‘oh so right’. I’ve been thiinking and thinking for a while now of who Steve looks like. It hit me today…..Lumpy Rutherford from ‘Leave it to Beaver’. Now that’s just so damned Canadian, isn’t it, Stever looking and acting like a character in an old tv show with the word ‘beaver’ in it. But look at the guy….he looks like a beaver!!!!!!!!

To make matters worse (or better), Lumpy was a swell-headed buffoon who ran to Daddy when he got in trouble….sound familiar? I dont want to suggest that Lumpy Harper runs to Daddy Bush, ok, I do, and I’d like to suggest that Lumpy Harper would do anything for a ‘Made in the U.S.A. Cookie’.

So Lumpy Harper, quit sending in the army to native territory, even though Boreen finds you sexy in your General Red Coat uniform, and especially stop having them make lame excuses like, ‘They were student drivers in training and took a wrong turn’ when the road was a frickin’ straight stretch for miles. Another thing, try some Falling Rock Pemican Bits instead of Tims!

So, Prime Minister Lumpy, will that be one lump or two to get you to see the light?

November 21, 2006 at 2:16 pm 5 comments

The Iroquois Don’t Exist

That’s right, you read correctly! According to the Calliere Museum in Old Montreal new exhibit, ‘The St. Lawrence Iroquoians. Corn People’, the Iroquois dissapeared and left many ‘mysteries’ behind. So writes Clan Mother Kahentinetha Horn, who, according to the Calliere, must be a ghost writer.

This exhibit is from conqueror perspective, heralding explorers Jaques Cartier and Samuel de Cahmplaine. Ms. , or is that Msterious Horn and her poltergeist friends checked out the exhibit and suggested they have free entry considering they were non-disappeared Iroquois. This didnt bode well and the ticket-taker began shouting in french, so the apparitions began speaking Mohawk.

The ethereal beings discovered the uncovered mysteries by anthropologists and archeologists were things like normal moving patterns to let land lie fallow (basic stewardship) and shifting to new ground. No dissapearance, and a tour guide, when asked if any Iroquois had been consulted by the announced Iroquois spirits , said amongst other things, “You are different Iroquois”, and “our scientists have archaeological evidence that backs up our claims”. WHOA!!!!!!

YOU MUST READ KAHENTINETHA’S ARTICLE….the resonses are hilarious and the points made exactamondo!!!

This exhibit should allay the fears of the bigotted Caledonians, after all, it’s only illusion the Iroquois are there 😀

November 8, 2006 at 3:57 pm 4 comments

Deep Desecration

deedesecration.jpgDeep Integration? Why those cheeky corporations and politicians! Here I thought they were attempting to move to a more romantic setting before they fucked us and maybe even let us have some pleasure along the way instead of the virtual gang bang it’s become. Imagine Bush, Harper and Fox (then his little predesseser calderon) coming into your bedroom and plying you with their corporate buddies? Double yuck, ew. But that’s what’s happening in the political arena and Deep Integration doesn’t mean dimming the lights and spinning some slow tunes.

6N Clan Mother Kahentenitha Horn likens it to Deep Impact, and she’s right on when she writes, ‘The plan is ‘deep subjugation’ of everybody on Turtle Island to U.S. dictates.’ Please read the article, you’ll be glad you did.

Personally I see the scope of damage over the last few centuries as total desecration of Turtle Island , but there’s a reason turtle’s have hard shells. In this case the bangers have picked on a snapper, and everything’s getting ready to bite them hard on their asses. Those with conqueror attitute, no matter what race, are gonna be running home to mamma witih their sore butts once the economy crashes , their wars continue backlashes, and global warming makes for bad skin rashes….then who’s going to be doing the 100 yard dashes? The lads and lasses who’s bashes and lashes killed too many and the ashes of injustice and tyrannical mashes that created nuclear flashes sliced them with their own swords, how’s that for slashes? put them in the trashes!!!! Shout it now: put them in the trashes. Good, sing again, we don’t want clashes, we want white doves and sashes!

October 21, 2006 at 11:57 pm 6 comments

Scary McHale’s Heritage

Scary McHale , who lives 100 km’s away from Caledonia, had organized a ‘peaceful’ protest march onto Six Nation’s land at the reclaimed Douglas Estate’s land. He thought 20,000 people would participate but only 1,000 did. CBC reports only one person was arrested as many crossed the ‘buffer zone’. Meantime Clan Mothers calmly held a potluck gathering.

Harper Valley had the opportunity to interview Scary’s grandmother, Josephine Curveasous Jellyfish, after discovering McHale has native blood:

HV – Why is Scary so anti-native?
Grandma – He doesn’t like how I treated him. Love just isn’t his way. He always wanted to play with dolls so I let him and I think he’s afraid his wife will find out.
HV – He played with dolls?
Grandma – Yes, and he loved to dress up as a girl. It was so cute. I made him special dresses as he was always a bit rotound. He went in the jingle dance competitions at the powwows but as he got older was embarassed, you know how it is, some kids tease a lot and the non-native kids razzed him pretty bad.
HV – Are you saying Scary is in denial?
Grandma – I guess that’s a term you could use. He rejected who he is, ran away and joined the navy to prove he is a man. There’s not much regard for a two-spirit in non-native society, but The Navy, well, now we’re talking!
HV – So is this what it’s all about, another ‘Aryan-Wash’ coverup for how deeply he was hurt by society?
Grandma– Are you always this serious? Why don’t you take that fake beard off and sit down for some frybread?

*while msm reports about 1,000 marches turned out, some Clan Mothers estimate it was about 500. The Haudenusee calmly held their potluck and some brothers and sisters came all the way from South Dakota, along with lots of others to join in a peaceful food feast. 6N is still ‘on watch’ as there were some tensions and it’s best to keep prepared. Huge appreciation for all the prayers said have been expressed.

Scary’s grandma’s name came from Dead Dog Cafe’s Authentic Indian name generator. I punched in ‘gary mchale’ , ‘female’ and Josephine Curveasous Jellyfish is what came up.
btw, i am Joline Dank Ragweed.

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October 15, 2006 at 3:17 pm 13 comments

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