Tales From the Shelter – 33

October 7, 2010 at 7:43 pm

A kitchen cupboard full of mouse droppings at a home for refugee women in Vancouver.

I’ve fucking had it!   The public phone for our floor is right outside my bedroom.  Stinky Lady and Retarded Martha  have voices so loud that it disturbs me in my room or even wakes me up.  Same goes for my neighbour.  I’ve asked Martha and Stinky Lady politely to keep their voices down.  Martha tries but always slips.  Stinky Lady thinks her shit doesn’t stink and keeps right on talking.

Yesterday afternoon Tele-Tubby #1, who is non stop on the phone, asked the line up of Tamil women waiting to use the phone if she could make a 2 minute call.  The Tamil women were gracious enough to allow this.  Well, same old same, Tele-Tubby gets on the line and starts arguing with her boyfriend.  We’ve complained to her about this before and she said she would hang up on him when it happens (she thinks it’s all his fault but she’s a provoker and quick to argue).  After ten minutes the phone was beeping to indicate an in-coming call.  Tele-Tubby had her back to us all so I reached over and clicked the receiver button.  That cut her call off and she was pissed off.  I gladly admitted it to her later.

Anyways, Stinky Lady wouldn’t tone her voice down so I moved closer to her and raised my voice and just went yack yack yack yack to make her call difficult to hear.  She got off the phone and I told her she was racist as I’m First Nations and she doesn’t respect me.  She blew a fit because she accuses all the women on my floor of being racist  (which they’re not)  , so it was hard to take her own medicine.

So Stinky Lady goes downstairs to complain to the night people and one of the little Silly Man security guys came up to question me.  I told him the truth.  Said I engaged.

The next day our floor manager had a talk with me about ‘the incident’ and again, I said I inflamed the situation, but right or wrong it happened because it’s frustrating getting woken up or just being disturbed in your room.  He said, ‘You were in your room?’.  I said yes and he said that Stinky Lady told him I was in the t.v. room.   He said this now changes everything.  He also said Stinky Lady was going at the end of the month and to get a hold of staff when she’s talking loud so not to deal with it myself.

Sounded good to me.  Couldn’t help myself when I caught a glimpse of her today and said, “Get off my land”.   Well really. I mean, she sits downstairs and tells everyone that we stole her stupid fucking ginormous bra (as if!), that we’re all racist and blah blah blah.  What a bitch.  Do I really want someone like that as an immigrant to Canada?  Let’s think a bit because shouldn’t it be that we not only keep out thugs and gangsters, mafia and terrorists…shouldn’t we also keep out women who stink, tell lies then play the victim and spread ugly, false rumours???

There are now 3 Tamil children here.  I went shopping and found Canadianna style shirts for the kids for el cheapo.  I’ll wrap them up, get everyone to sign cards and give them as presents…a kind of ‘welcome to Canada’ thing.  After all, these women are respectful.

OH, Retarded Martha either quit smoking or goes downstairs to puff because she hasn’t been out on our smoking deck for about a week and  a half.  Phew!

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