Tales From The Shelter – 24

September 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm 2 comments

Liberals-Sniberals.  There’s a few things I don’t get. One is the census long form.  While every party and the public are protesting the Harper Government to get rid of it, when the Liberals were in power  just about every civil liberties group protested a manditory census all together.  Sometimes , it seems, we protest just for the sake of protest when it comes to an evil Prime Ordial.

Ever since t.v. wars, the tele-tubbies and stinky lady have been on their best behavior.  Stinky lady’s been sticking to her room and cooked something that smelled like chocolate instead of one of her dead flesh creepy meals.  Little tele-tubby had been engaging in converstion other then , “make sure to save your butt so i can roll a cigarette’.  This chick HAS to be doing crack the way she looks sometimes, her speedy , twitchy speech and running out of money only a week after welfare wednesday.

Big tele-tubby got the fast release wheel stolen off her bike, or so she claims.  It’s my own prejudice cuz she’s a ‘recovered’  crack ho too and somehow something tells me she knew she could flog the tire for a ten piece and get a used, free one from the bike shop that rebuilds bikes for poverty people.  I wish she’d stop her whining because there’s nothing worse then a sniveller who won’t do anything about their problems.  Dial 1-800-wawawa.

The Queen of the Caribean moved out to a house that has other refugee women and two workers who act as liason and resources for the gals.  The Queen is not happy because she says the house has rats.  She’s also not happy because  she left some of her library loan dvd’s with Bossy, and Bossy didn’t return them so Queen owes $5.  A fin becomes a large sum when your living on welfare and Bossy’s hopping mad because the Queen wants Bossy to pay the bill.  Bossy was trying to tell us all how the Queen is so spoilt and evil but I shut her down early…I wasn’t in the mood to take raw anger coming full force and shattering my energy field.

Today I volunteered at the bike place again…I really like it there…it’s my tribe (dykes), with tattoos and piercings.  My councillor handed me a sheet today that calls for people to become bike mechanics.  It’s a nine week course and I’m going to apply because I like working on bikes.  Did I tell you I had a pretend game in the garage when I was little and I called it “Bill’s Bicycle Shop’?  My friend and I would put chains back on bikes, raise and lower seats, and that’s about it but it was fun and we pretended to smoke cigars.

I had taken over that house, every nook and cranny was mine and each varying roll I played in whatever corner seems to have come true as an adult…like Bill’s Bicycle shop.  I think that house was magic.

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2 Comments

  • 1. Mark  |  September 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    It wasn’t the house that was magic, it was you. Make another Bill’s Bicycle Shop, everyone could use some dykes on bikes eh?

  • 2. harpervalley  |  September 12, 2010 at 9:36 am

    hi mark….well gee, thanks…but i’m still convinced the house had magic :D. as for dykes on bikes, they still head off the vancouver pride parade, save that they’re on motorized ones. maybe there’s a dycycle on bicycle entry?


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