Tales From the Shelter – 23

September 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm 2 comments

Holy Shit!  The nails and fur were flying last night in the television lounge as Stinky Lady had it out with Tele-Tubby!  Both are tube addicts , with Stinky Lady not liking white people (even though she’s Middle Eastern which = caucasion) , and Tele-Tubby being a provoker and aggitator (yet going around telling everyone her and her boyfriend have to stop fighting because they have a baby …yet she’s picking scraps with him all the time).

I’m not sure what happened but it seems one wanted to watch one show while the other another .  All I know is suddenly there was yelling, shouting, shreiks, crying, more yelling and lord I thought it would come to fist-a-cuffs!

I was out on the smoking deck with Bossy, who went in and tried to no avail (duh!) to break things up, pointing out that everyone would lose t.v. priviledges if they didn’t  stop.  I’m not quite sure why Bossy cared because she doesn’t watch t.v., I think it was more a challenge for her to assert her bossiness.  At any rate, Stinky Lady went downstairs and contacted security, who came up and had a gander at things.

By the time security made it up things had quieted down, so everyone’s waiting for tomorrow when our councillor comes back.  My quess is she either revokes viewing priviledges or creates a sign up sheet.  Given the Silly’s track record of punitive action I’m guessing the tv may go.  Who knows, I don’t really care because I don’t watch it and Tele-Tubby watches it all day and night into the wee hours, tripping out slow on her methadone, doen’t look for apartments, work or anything.

Oh ya, Tele-Tubby told Stinky Lady in the heat of the fight that The Cook refuses to sit by Stinky Lady because she smells bad.  The Cook (so named as she used to be the Queen of free base) was all upset that Tele-Tubby divulged this, even though she’s Tele-Tubby’s t.v. partner.

Oy!  It was great excitement, fun for all who weren’t involved (a group of us stood outside the lounge listening in and laughing).  But it’s over for now and it’s anyone’s guess what will happen….oh boy, that means some anticipation for  tomorrow, and if i didn’t have a rotten cold I’d take bets on what the outcome would be.

Stay tuned 😀

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2 Comments

  • 1. Simon  |  September 6, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    hi scout….why do you always make me feel like my life is so BORING? 😉
    Drawing on my brief juve experience may I suggest you score brownie points with the councillor by suggesting that a sign-up sheet is the ONLY way to go.
    Hope you get over that cold. I always enjoy reading your stuff..

  • 2. harpervalley  |  September 8, 2010 at 11:11 am

    hi simon!!!! haha, ya, i asked the councillor if she was going to do a sign-up sheet….she said yes but as she’s been here 12 years she says the pattern is a sheet will be produced, no one will use it, everyone will be on their best t.v. behavior for a while then BAM! thank gawd i don’t watch the tube, so i can sit back laughing while the fur flies 😀


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