Where am I and What am i Doing?

November 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm 4 comments

I have no fucking idea, really, and perhaps it doesn’t matter save that it’s at ground zero and the playing field is as level as whichever way someone tips the gyroscope.

a friend was up to 1 in the morning helping staff cleanse his room because a new guy came in and despite the sanitation protocol, managed to bring in bed bugs.  then he was up at his usual 5am only to get to work and find there was none that day.  he was fricking tired but they lock the hall doors when breakfast is on so he couldn’t have a nap.

i was an idiot and lent my van to some jerk on the premise of earning $100 as he was moving stuff for a friend.   the 6pm deadline went by and i hunkered down around 11 not feeling worried about the van..intuition told me it was ok.   the keys were handed to me the next morning and i was pissed off and had every reason to be.  so the jerk says to me, ‘we will talk about this when we finish our cigarettes’.  i said , ‘wait, you think you’re calling the shots on when we talk?  wHAT kind of fucking asshole are you anyways, thinking you can actually  boss me around, you patriarchal son of a bitch?’.  he starts swearing and i’m not even going to give him a second of my time because who wants to waste even a second on an extreme jerk?  he was trying to plead what a hard time he had as he got ripped off by the people he moved and blah blah blah blah blah, thinking i’m actually supposed to feel sorry for him.

but he’s a pretty boy and smooth talker and i know he’s lying , just cuz he is…things don’t add up, time lines etc…..so i just say, ‘shut up and keep the fuck away from me’ and turn and talk to friends.  the guys are all wound up and hating the jerk and they all want a piece of him.  i’m fine with things, i was dumb to have lent my van, lesson learned, case dropped.

one of the workers comes up to me and starts lecturing me and telling me to go easy on the guy.  i tell the worker i’ve let things go and moved on.  the worker says, ‘ok, i advise you to let things go’.   patriarchal asshole syndrome is rampant.

jerk goes and tells the front desk that so and so broke into the lockers downstairs but it was really jerk that did it so a buddy cuffed him a good one and buddy  becomes a hero that day.  the other boys are being patient and waiting to drop the jerk good.  i can’t wait. jerk had taken my van and went downtown eastside to PROVE to everyone that he’s actually a ‘bad guy’ cause he talks all the time like he’s taken uber life skill courses and paid his penance and thinks he’s everyone’s councillor and friend only no one thinks that of jerk.  jerk now just sits quietly in the corner which is what he should have done in the very beginning instead of making a dirty splash and forming alliances.  he’s done himself in.

i escaped from alcatraz today and am at a coffee joint with internet and am sipping a hot chocolate.

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4 Comments

  • 1. Wandering Coyote  |  November 10, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Oh Jesus, bedbugs are NASTY. I’ve had them twice and I know what a pain in the ass they are.

    Sounds like an awful lot of drama, Scout. My advice: just don’t engage in it. Don’t lend van. Let the hot heads sort it out amongst themselves and keep your nose clean.

  • 2. scout  |  November 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    hey coyote….thanks…yup, like i said it was a stupid move to lend my van…i was tired, worn down, worn out, i got suckered in and that’s was my responsibility…..i really have no feelings over the incident other then it confirmed my feelings that the guy is a jerk crack ho and that’s that……as for the hot heads, that’s up to them, i have nothing to do with their reactions….they see i’m pretty well non chalante about it and hopefully that will rub off.

  • 3. shihtzustaff  |  November 11, 2009 at 12:23 am

    Your situation sounds dreadful. I have some Vancouver connections if you want to email me privately I may be able to give you some suggestions to help out with your situation. I think you can get my addy from the comment – if not, WC, please give it to Scout. Take care. I hope you are ok.

  • 4. scout  |  November 11, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    thanks shihtuzstaff! i’m not in the easiest of situations for a north american but it’s certainly not what i’m used to 😀 . i’ll email ya.


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