If Only They Were Normal #21 – Gordon Campbell
British Columbia Premier Gordon Campbell has resigned and taken up a new life as a guru. Said Campbell, “I’ve left a lasting legacy, harmonious tax. This means 10% for everyone and no more corporate welfare”. Speaking from a homless shelter in Whistler, Campbell noted that harmonious tax will be paid on summer solstice and he encourages people to partake in ceremony that day knowing what’s fair for the rich is also fair for the poor. “Really”, said Campbell, “Life is not about money and big business. It’s our human relationships with each other and Mother Earth”.
Gordon had to leave early from the brief interview to attend a protest rally against the 2010 Olympics, saying only that he made a big mistake, and hopes his 12,000 ohms a day will help fill his bankrupt karma bank.