Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and Those Wacky Bush Boys – Iran as a Playground
Oh those whacky (or is that Waco?) Bush Boys! Here Jeb and George look on at the Ayatollah announces that the Iranian election is a ‘done deal’. Barely containing their excitment, Jeb and George write out one final ballot to ad to their vote tampering roster. Iran has been a playgournd for the war mongering Republicans for years now and while the boys are happy to have meddled and brought Canada into the picture, They’re still upset they never got a war out of the deal. Mousavi just wouldn’t bite hard enough with all the taunting.
Israel is on standby constantly, itching to fire some U.S. manufacured as well as Israeli made missiles. What better way to test interception and accuracy then to goad a Middle Eastern country into setting off a nuke then cry, “They started it!!!”? U.S. warmongers are anxious to use Israel as a strategic site. It’s reported the non-peace Americans are tired of the same old Palestine game. The boys are going to have to wait though, looks like Iran is only going to go as far as civil strife with the Ayatollah coming in on what they believe is their scene.
The Ayatollah, meantime, is telling nations like the U.S., Canada and the U.K. to stay out of his playground. Making concessions to election fraud and proclaiming Ahmadinejad the victor, Khamenei put Iranians at ease saying there will be free access to watch The Simpsons. The Supreme leader is hinting at crackdowns and warned extremists they may have their karma revoked.
Nice try boys…go rig another election and meantime you can only play with your big toys on remote islands, the ocean, and heaven forebid, your own backyards! Jeb, George et al, please go back to playing the board game version of ‘You Sunk My Battleship’.