Just Ask Steve! New Gameshow With PM as Host
The all new, all fun, all ‘everything you wanted in a game show’ – JUST ASK STEVE!
Canadian Primeordial Minister, Stephen Harper is hosting a new game show that would allow contest members to reap riches if they can ask questions that make the Conservative Gala Party look stellar. The premise is easy:
Come up with a question that sounds pro-conservative, let Steve espouse on the glorious answer and voila, if your question is the best you could win prizes like a matching set of lamps from Sears, or plastic end tables from Walmart.
The Pilot kicked off with success based on these questions and answers:
1. Q- Is Micheal Igneatiff as stupid as he looks?
A: Simply put, yes.
2. Q – What really happened to the radio isotopes?
A – The coalition of the NDP, Bloq, and Liberals used them as suppositories for their members, promising them rewards in Hell, that’s right, Hell! They are the Devil and should not be played around with.
3. Q – Should unemployment benefits be extended to boost the economy?
A – Yes. For a short while only. The opposition’s plan to reinstate Trudeau-like measures and the old ‘ski team’ tricks will only help places like Whistler, and I HAVE to be PM still when the Olympics are on. Gordon Campbell and myself must not have our thunder stolen. Once short extension benefits are in place we’ll slap a 50% tax on them.
4. Q – Should the government be held open, accountable and accessible for economic boosts?
A – Only as an illusion. Corporate heads will still reap the rewards first and the remaining 10% used for workers. All Conservative MP’s will have the most given to their ridings with, and here we are again with the 10% solution, the MP’s given slush funds for things like vacations in the Laurentians and anything to do with Upper Canadian Loyalists or the Calgary Stampede. Part of the 10% will be used to move survey stakes on First Nations reservations and make land grabs for precious resources. Remember, oil is our short term gain but diamonds are forever.
Simple and effective? A sure hit and watch for it’s premier on CTV!!!!!!!
Entry filed under: Political Humour.