Second Hand Joke…er, I mean Smoke…

February 13, 2009 at 8:08 pm 5 comments

jokersmoker Now the almighty ‘they’ have determined that second hand smoke may cause dementia.  This picks my ass because they’ don’t do any tests with organic cigarettes and hey, non-organic contains so many abhorrent  chemicals it may as well be classified right alongside crystal meth.  I mean COME ON!  

Did First Nations die of lung cancer? NO!  Did they get dementia from cigarette smoke, campfire smoke, smoke from curing fish and moose? NO!  Oh, what’s that, you say we smoked it only in sacred manner?  Well guess what, everything that we ingest is done in sacred manner and those in the healing line smoke to keep connected to Spirit and only Spirit tells us when to stop…a false government with bogus studies does not tell us.

So get you packs of Canadian Classics, which are not organic but at least have no additives (The government no longer allows this to be labelled on the packages), or order your American Spirit (organic or non-additive, organic’s more expensive of course).  AND GET ON THE BAKCS OF THE TOBACCO COMPANIES TO GROW ORGANIC!!!!!! 

Enough of the bullshit.  Get rid of the pesticides, herbacides, additives….government, you wanna make impact because all you do with your stupid regulations is appease the public who buys your kaakaa , meantime  the government is never REALLY going to ban tobacco because of all the tax dollars made.  So let’s quit joking, we ‘re all gonna die one day anyways so what the fuck’s the big deal?  

This ain’t the first time I’ve ranted on the subject and won’t be the last…all these ‘studies’ do is take the heat off the real polluters, so , why don’t you big government people enforce the fines and upgrades the industries need???  What’s that, they contribute to your election campaigns, oh dear, oh my!  

And meantime here in Hawaii where they introduced a bill making it illegal to smoke on the beaches…..hahaha, like that’s worked….no one pays any fucking attention and so they shouldn’t.  

Bogus, bogus, bogus.

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5 Comments

  • 1. stephen t berg  |  February 21, 2009 at 7:53 am

    I’ve been craving one of those nitrate packed cigarettes since 1984. But it’s okay, I’m on the pure leaf of Monte Cristo #4’s, or Romeo y Julieta #3’s. Fact: As I write, my mule is on his way back from Cohiba land with a carton. Sweet.

  • 2. scout  |  February 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    stephen! ha, great…i think romeo y julieta’s are the classy choice. as i type i’m hauling on an american spirit….a fine tobacco, no additives. i get the organic in roll your own pouches and it reminds me of back in the days at saanich road and everyone trying to find the best way to keep their tobaccie moist. apples, bread, breathing into the pack.

  • 3. stephen t. b...  |  March 6, 2009 at 7:58 am

    I can’t help but smile and long for a revisit of one of those Zigzag moments.

    Zigzag was the best right? Wasn’t there a whole debate about that too?

    There was this whole liturgy of “having a smoke.” Now I find myself doing it with cubans, performing the “rite” I learned back at Saanich Rd, every time I light up.

    Keep it moist my dear. s

  • 4. scout  |  March 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    zig zag was THE paper to use back then…although i can recall times when i was 15 or 16 and no money, no mom’s ciggies around to steal, no good long butts (found mostly at the ashtrays by elevators in office buildings….usually just one or two puffs taken before they got aboard)……so taking loose leaf paper, the dregs of small butts and choking away!!!

    yesterday i learned and experienced that if you add mullin to rolling tobacco it smoothes it out…perhaps it’s acting as medicine too (which tobacco is).

    but ritual away , my good friend, and think of the che guevara tatoo on my right arm that i got while in cuba. oh, the tour of one of the cigar factories was fantastic!!!!!! and hubby and i loved nothing better then to light up a dark cuban cigarrette and sip our cafe con leches in the parlour of a fancy old hotel….luscious!

  • 5. ssbucklin  |  May 16, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Word up.


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