Beam Them ALL Up!!!

December 2, 2008 at 7:51 pm 3 comments

michaellejeanuhura This is Lieutenant Michaelle Jean Uhura of the Canadian Starshop Free Enterprise.  Yes, is that you, Captain Harper?  A coalition?  But that might mean I don’t get a leader who will give millions and millions in aid to my country of origin, Haiti.  I will come back to Canada immediatley from Europe where I have been dazzling presidents and royalty to give, give, give to Haiti.  

What’s that? Appoint a new coalition with you, Mr. Stock, Scotty-Irishy Flaherty, and all the Lieutenant So-Lows?  Yes, I think I can do that.  Is my perogitive still not to answer to the Queen’s directive that I deliver important documents from the Mohawk Clan Mothers that would recognize First Nations as sovereign?  Ay ay, mon Capitaine.  After all, this would open the gates for electoral reform across the nation and would place us in grave danger of removing politics from governance, just as though we were pre-contact savages.   

Don’t worry, mon Capitaine, I will not let us colonists sink to such a low as to have a sophisticated system that’s not based on the British Twit system.  The corgies shall eat the Romulans and Clingons.  What’s that, you don’t know what to do about your Clingons?  Why Capitaine, c’est easy…Preperation Eh !!!!

————————————————————————————-

This is proof in the pudding that the western world needs to augment democracy and change the system.  the united nations agenda 21 on sustainability has an underlying theme about governance.  the idea is to remove politics from governance, like our First Nations pre-contact , sophisticated systems did.  a set of sustainabile priniciples should be drawn up then decision making matrix’s created from those.  it’s time for everyone to lay down their egos, and that includes you and me.  

There are movements in existance under different monikers that have been around for a while now…you can look up holistic governance, spiritual governance for one.  another search is to look directly at agenda 21, or to see how some nations (scandinavian in particular) are making steps toward this.  There’s no rhyme or reason Canada is not doing this save to say it is ego-based on it’s reputation (bravo, canada, for believing your own lies).  Time to come out of denial.

Advertisements

Entry filed under: Political Humour. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .

Scout’s Whereabouts… Who’s Really Ruling?

3 Comments

  • 1. 900ft jesus  |  December 2, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    I love – LOVE – the picture!

    Now you really have me interested in the form of governance you mention…

  • 2. scout  |  December 4, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    hey 900! michealle does seem a natural for uhura, si? and the form of government i’m talking about has been around for centuries and centuries (indigenous) but has been re-worded to fit the western mind…..so happy googling on spiritual or holitistic governance or even going to port moody (or is it port coquitlam?) sites and see how decision making matrix’s have been formed – they are in use.

    we need to go above and beyond what the green party is calling for.

  • 3. Coleman  |  January 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    STHKuAmm7AuSg


06-series-gold.gif06-humour-bronze.gif 06-new-bronze.gif Canadian Blog Awards

thinkingbloggerpf8.jpg

<EAward_05-26-08>

gse_multipart16799.png

DONATE TO NATIVE SOVEREIGNTY

Because this is THE number one cause to donate to...until Canada recognizes it must deal on a nation to nation basis with First Nations ALL our laws and progress are impaired by a false system. ANY rights, be they gay, gender, minority, whatever, cannot be solved until we go back to the beginning and foundation of North America and honour the Two Row Wampum.

Mohawk Nation News and the Mohawk Clan Mothers lead the way on legal issues surrounding sovereignty. Please donate , it helps you too by bringing RULE OF LAW to Canada and the United States. PAYPAL

OR send cheque or money order to:
MNN Mohawk Nation News,
Box 991 ,
Kahnawake [ Quebec , Canada ]
J0L 1B0

Scott Tribes post on the fantasic children in a canadian indigenous community with no school who are working hard to get one….a MUST READ. petition to sign.
The Queendom of Hawaii...gifts, clothing etc. to support Hawaiian Sovereignty

normalize26.jpg If the link on the pic isn't working please go to http://normalize.wordpress.com/

Famous Stupid People Contest Winners:

contestrules3.jpg

Winnder of # 52 is Great Aunty Bertha of Ecclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER = RICH COLEMAN

Winner of #51 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = KIM CAMPBELL

Winner of #50 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = RONALD REGAN

Winner of #49 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LINDA LINGLE

Winner of #48 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = ELIZABETH DOLE

Winner of #47 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = LIBERIA'S CHARLES TAYLOR

Winner of #46 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = PHIL FONTAINE

Winner of #45 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = SARAH PALIN

Winner of the dastardly #44 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER = JUDGE JOHN G. ROBERTS

Winner # 43 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER = ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGAR

Winner #42 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= JANET NAPOLINI

Winner #41 is Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PREMIER GORDON CAMPBELL

Winner #40 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER= DICK CHENEY

Winner #39 is Q of North of Center
ANSWER= ANITA BRYANT

#38 is WC of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= Ted Nugent

#37 is Annamarie of Verbena 19
ANSWER= Hillary Clinton

#36 is GAB of Eclectic Eccentricity.
ANSWER=TONY CLEMENTS

#35 is Bruce of Canuk Attitude
ANSWER= STEPHEN HARPER

#34 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=MAYOR MARIE TRAYNOR OF CALEDONIA

#33 is Sassy of no fixed address
ANSWER=POL POT

#32 is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER=DON CHERRY

#31 is Ross of The Gazateer.

ANSWER = BO DEREK

#30 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote.
ANSWER= PRINCE PHILIP

#29 AND 28 winner is Q of North of Center.
ANSWER = NANCY PELOSI, GEORGE WALLACE

# 27 Karen of Voyages of the HMS Swiftsure. ANSWER = BRIAN MULRONEY

# 26 Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: PRINCESS ANNE

# 25 AND # 24 winner is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote. ANSWER: HAMID KARZI.

# 23 winner is Bruce of Canuk Attitude ANSWER: EVA BRAUN

# 22 winner is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity
ANSWER: JOHN BAIRD.

# 21 is Wandering Coyote of Wandering Coyote
ANSWER: ANGELA MERKEL

#20 is Liz who has no blogspot.
ANSWER: JIM PRENTICE

#19 is JJ of Unrepentant Old Hippie ANSWER=GARY MACHALE

#18 is Bruce of Canuk AttitudeANSWER= DALTON MACGUINTY

#17 is Jamie of And From These Ashes.... ANSWER: MARGARET THATCHER

#16 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: JOSPEH MACCARTHY

# 15 is Sheena of SheenaVision. ANSWER= NANCY REGAN

#14 is Great Aunty Bertha of Eclectic Eccentricity. ANSWER: The Pope

#13 is The Anon of Cyber Space. ANSWER: Barbara Bush

#12 is The Anon of no fixed address. ANSWER: Augusto Pinnochet

# 11 is The Rev of The Woodshed. ANSWER: Donald Trump

#10 is Sheena of SheenaVision ANSWER: Josef Stalin

#9 is JJ of Unperpentant Old HippieANSWER: The Queen of England

# 8 is Ron of Northern SuberviaANSWER=Fulgencio Batista

#6 AND #7 is Q of North of Center ANSWER #6= Felipe Calderon and ANSWER#7=Alessandra Mussolini

#5 is Bazz of Oi ! Thump !. ANSWER= Jane Russell

#4 is BCWaterboy of The Kalamalka Rainbow. ANSWER= "Michael Chertoff"

#3 is Annamarie of Verbena-19 ANSWER= "Laureen Harper"

#2 is Anon...who shall remain anonymous. ANSWER= "Idi Amin"

#1 is Austin of WildDogRoad ANSWER: Imedla Marcos

Useful Links for Activists

Comprehensive list of emails and sites for Canadian Govt., The U.N., other bodies and agencies

How'd They Vote is a resource site for accountability from
a YaYaCanada link

plus YaYa has posted
Tell Them What You Think
which breaks down the 39th parliament and lists emails.

free web page counters

No Surrender Thanks to Bruce at Canuk Attitude
Series: 'If Only They Were Normal', click on the pic of Steve.

Pages

‘Modern’ Calendar

December 2008
M T W T F S S
« Nov   Jan »
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031