Canada Wins Gold…Stephen Harper’s Head Jumps to 1st !!!
Canada made an amazing leap in the Gold Medal competition when Stephen Harper’s head , aboard ‘Draft Plan’ soared over the hurdles to capture first place. Biting on the gold leafed lead medallion, Harper’s head said, “Yay. I won”. He referred the media to his trainer, Don Cherry, to answer further questions.
This moves Canada up in the gold standings but further down in diplomatic ties as he beat out China and the Jamaican Bob-Head Team. With jumps like the Oil Barrel Tower, Mine Tailing Pile and Smoke Stack Shack being clipped by hooves on all other teams, Harper’s Head managed to help lift Draft Plan over the jumps to capture first.
Steve’s head and Draft Plan are now considering the Ice Capades to reap in some professional dollars and bring their show live to the kiddies of the world.