OH That Zany P.M. – Some Things Never Change

July 10, 2008 at 8:02 am 6 comments

 Prime Minister Stehpen Harper recently visitied Mohawk Clan Mother , Kahentinetha Horn who had suffered a  trauma induced heart attack after being held and roughed up at the border.  First Nations are allowed to freely cross the U.S./Canadian border but some whipper snappers decided it was more fun to pick on Kahentinetha and her friend Katenies (both grandmothers).   Stephen Harper visited Kahentinetha in the hospital:

 

Steve:  I’m not going to say I’m sorry for what my government did to you at the border because I already apologized to First Nations, and well, enough is enough.  But, while you’re down and out, if you’d just sign here to give away your reserve, let us mine it, and promise to be good, subserviant and all that I’d really appreciate it.   I’ll even throw in some whiskey.

Kahentinetha:  ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Steve:  Can I assume that’s a ‘yes’?

Kahentinetha:  Yawn.

Steve:  Good.  I’ll put the pen in your hand and move the paper around to get your sig.   Remember, this isn’t coercion, this isn’t coercion, this isn’t coercion.

Kahentinetha:  Bite me.   On second thought, I don’t want your germs….again.

Steve:  Please hurry and do this, I promised my kids I’d get the nice Indian lady to sign.  I’ll even fly in the Winnipeg surgeon who puts beads in Indian’s stiches.  I’ll take you for a Starlight Ride in my chauffeur driven car….

Kahentinetha: Not until Hell freezes over and you’re playing goalie.   Wear a cup now cuz the puck doesn’t stop here.

Steve: Hmm.  Is that a ‘no’?  Wait, let me get a special germ laden blanket statement for you….

Kahentinetha:  NURSE! Bring in the ghost of Johnny Carson!! I can’t take this Fozzy Bear anymore.  ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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6 Comments

  • 1. marigold  |  July 10, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    I can’t believe you didn’t say anything bout the dirty feet. Surely there’s a good line there somewhere 😛

  • 2. Youngfox  |  July 11, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Wow, I heard you could get parasites in the hospital but that is ridiculous.

    Who knew old fake cowboy Steve was such a good chum of the First Nations?

    Hey, if you want to cop a smile check out the graffiti Animation called “Muto” that I just posted. Is wicked innit?

  • 3. verbena19  |  July 11, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Poor Kahentinetha! It’s bad enough that she’s in hospital in terrible shape thanks to our governments’ brownshirts, now she’s being tortured by the head honcho of the sham posing as ‘democratic’ government. C-difficile and other viruses are nothing compared to what she can catch from Stevie and his ilk. They are viruses themselves.

    Youngfox, I just watched the “Muto” video on your site. Wow!!! Such digital creativity never ceases to amaze me.

    ~am/ob 😉

  • 4. verbena19  |  July 11, 2008 at 10:59 am

    btw sis, I still don’t see your E=Excellence Award that I awarded you up on your sidebar. when you have time…. 🙂

  • 5. harpervalley  |  July 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    marigold….yes, i’m sure some harper scum fell on her feet and she’ll have to return the dirt to Mother Earth to clean it up.

    youngfox!!!! good to see your wagging tail! i will venture over to your most excellent site, for sure! t’was over there just a while ago but sometimes when hotspotting i lose the signal and have to get on with other things when i move or it’s regained.

    annamarie….i think harper slipped by hospital security, the ultra violet germ zappers and all that hoohah. oops, shit, ok, must put your award up on my sidebar soon!!!!

  • 6. Was, will be, me  |  November 29, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Hey, I’m just an ordinary guy. If it is almost white christmas and my eyes are still hot with tears, how must our mothers feel? Words speak, spirits move, our pain screams in silence, brothers and sisters.


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