It Ain’t Over Till the Fat Man Sings…
How will Steve ‘The Fat Man’ Harper handle little league Con Pierre Poilievre’s recent statements of bigotry apres THE APOLOGeeeeeeee to First Nations? Scout tapped into her third eye (rectum, damn near killed ’em):
Steve: Who’s the PM here?
Pierre: You. But…
Steve: No butts. Dicks only. Look, I’m the reincarnation of Adolph, so don’t try to upstage me, and keep that lid to the jack in the box shut!
Pierre: But…
Steve: I told you, no butts! Get rid of Hitler and channel Goebells, Rommel or even Eva. That’s an order, you do know how to follow orders, ja?
Pierre: Yes sir! I was only trying to help our Canadian-born, cockasian nation, sir!
Steve: At least you got the dick part right. And remember, you’re French Canadian so second in rank to us anglophones. Now march, trooper! “Onward Xtian soldiers, marching off to war…”.
Entry filed under: Political Humour. Tags: apology bill, bigot, conservtives, firt nations, Pierre Poilievre, Political Humour, racist, Stephen Harper.