Beagle Vs. Eagle
Mohawk Clan Moms Roughed at Border…Kahentinetha Horn Suffers Heart Attack as Result. – click to read story.
Injun and Northern Extra-Marital Affairs Minister, Chuck Strahl, says he’s talked with buddies like Stockwell Get-a-Day-Job and enlisted the aid of beagles at border crossings. This new strategy should keep pesky wagonburners from just wandering freely, as though they owned the place. Strahl says the beagles are trained to sniff out medicine pouches, beads, eagle feathers, and dirty lacrosse jock straps. At any given time one of the fleet of 1001 beagles can latch on to a breast or scrotum and stop a first nations bandit from travelling across the border like their farts smell like sweetgrass or sage. Recently beagle number 3, Custer, snatched onto native activist Kahentinies’ upper right shoulder, barely missing her non-canadian tit. However, beagle number six, Cowboy Queen, did snare Clan Mom Kahentinetha Horn’s nipple, which sent her into cardiac arrest. It’s reported Kahentenitha thought the smell of the beagle reminded her of former stalker, Jim Prentice. Au de Chien aside, this new task force should make many Caledonia residents happy, as well as Governor General Michaella de Ville. HEY KAHENTINETHA, HOPE YOUR RECOVERY’S GOING WELL 😀 (from the folks at Harper Valley)