Beagle Vs. Eagle

June 17, 2008 at 10:45 pm 9 comments

Mohawk Clan Moms Roughed at Border…Kahentinetha Horn Suffers Heart Attack as Result.  – click to read story.

Injun and Northern Extra-Marital Affairs Minister, Chuck Strahl, says he’s talked with buddies like Stockwell Get-a-Day-Job and enlisted the aid of beagles at border crossings.  This new strategy should keep pesky wagonburners from just wandering freely, as though they owned the place.   Strahl says the beagles are trained to sniff out medicine pouches, beads, eagle feathers, and dirty lacrosse jock straps.  At any given time one of the fleet of 1001 beagles can latch on to a breast or scrotum and stop a first nations bandit from travelling across the border like their farts smell like sweetgrass or sage.   Recently beagle number 3, Custer, snatched onto native activist Kahentinies’ upper right shoulder, barely missing her non-canadian tit.  However, beagle number six, Cowboy Queen, did snare Clan Mom Kahentinetha Horn’s nipple, which sent her into cardiac arrest.  It’s reported Kahentenitha thought the smell of the beagle  reminded her of former stalker, Jim Prentice. Au de Chien aside, this new task force should make many Caledonia residents happy, as well as Governor General Michaella de Ville. HEY KAHENTINETHA, HOPE YOUR RECOVERY’S GOING WELL 😀 (from the folks at Harper Valley)

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  • 1. Beagle Vs. Eagle  |  June 18, 2008 at 12:42 am

    […] Beagle Vs. Eagle At any given time one of the fleet of 1001 beagles can latch on to a breast or scrotum and stop a first nations bandit from travelling across the border like their farts smell like sweetgrass or sage. Recently beagle number 3, Custer, … […]

  • 2. deBeauxOs  |  June 18, 2008 at 7:13 am

    Is this olitical humour in support of Stockboy? It’s difficult to tell, since your “humorous” description of the attack on Horn is neither funny nor respectful of her lifelong commitment to First Nations people’s dignity and rights. I confess I’m uptight.

  • 3. Wandering Coyote  |  June 18, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Dirty lacrosse jock straps should definitely be illegal. Why not compose a law about that? It would make more sense than some of the stuff before Parliament right now.

  • 4. harpervalley  |  June 18, 2008 at 9:56 am

    debeauzo….kahentinetha is a friend of mine. i am first nations too, so this is a satirical piece.

    coyote….you’re right….i’ll draft the legislation today and see if my mp will pick it up……think i’ll add something in about having to be washed within half an hour of removal 😀

  • 5. deBeauxOs  |  June 18, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Sorry. I just don’t “get” your satire. Perhaps I’m too much of a feminist to understand how some details of the attack on Horn can be turned into satirical humour.

  • 6. harpervalley  |  June 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    debeaus….don’t worry, you get older and feminist stuff , ANY stuff is easily turned into humour…..dark humour is just a way to cope. ask kahentinetha. btw, i’m a woman too….at least, last time i looked in the mirror, even if the mirror was dirty and made my face appear as it had wrinkles and gave me grey hair…..musta been the mirror, musta.

  • 7. kahentinetha horn border  |  June 19, 2008 at 1:42 am

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