It’s Always Tits Up

January 29, 2008 at 3:29 am 11 comments

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I reached into my bosom and found not just one, but two man boobs.  I asked God why He had appointed me to send young ones off to be killed, why I should sell everything to the United States, why it should be me to turn Canada back into Leave it to Beaver and have man and wife not put asunder.  

 

God said to me, Stephen, play with your nipples some more and call me in the morning.  Hence forth I did and and while He never answered me the next morning, I’m certain one of these decades He will answer.

 

In the meantime I’ll keep reaching to my bosom and twirl my nipples.  Amen.

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11 Comments

  • 1. JJ  |  January 29, 2008 at 9:28 am

    LOL! Where are you? How are you? Everything good?

  • 2. sassy  |  January 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    like JJ said.

    p.s. that is one wonderful and wicked sense of humour there Scout. Good for you.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  January 29, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    aloha JJ and sassy! i’m on the Puna side of the big island, setting up the ‘Queendom of Hawaii’….a sovereignty group with the female flair, so to speak…..we are picking up where queen lilioqolani left off, which was to reinstate kingdom law as opposed to the bayonet law imposed by the colonists.

    we have the forms filled out and ready to mail to be a non-profit group and a small board compiled. there are people and businessess willing to donate already. yay!!!!

    meantime my van broke down on the other side of the island but hey, all will be taken care of.

    hope you’re doing well and i promise not to send a postcard 🙂

  • 4. Q  |  January 30, 2008 at 4:34 am

    Don’t worry about God’silence, I think he’s just embarrassed.
    Colonists are evil…except us Irish 😉

  • 5. harpervalley  |  January 30, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Q, aye tut tut tut, never the irish! btw, know a woman here with the same handle as you but she spells it kyou, and in thank you. and you’lll be glad to know it was only 61 degrees today – the snow on mauna kea is down to the 7,000 foot level. that’s la nina for ya. but all is good 😀

  • 6. saskboy  |  March 5, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    They don’t have computers where you’ve gone?

  • 7. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 6, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Hi Scout,

    Glad to see you are doing well.

    I bought a wonderful book the other day. It is new on the market and titled “Original Instructions: Indigenous Teachings for a Sustainable Future” by Melissa K. Nelson with contributions by John Mohawk, Winona LaDuke, John Trudell, and others.

    The story of the forming of the Iroquois Confederacy is excellent, as is the rest.

    It is good to see such a major work hiting main stream.

    Take care ma ami.

  • 8. ovysimon  |  March 12, 2008 at 6:38 am

    . that is one wonderful and wicked sense of humour there Scout

  • 9. Austin  |  April 12, 2008 at 4:50 am

    Hey scout,

    Just sending you a hoy from Oz. Hope all is well in your world ?

    Austinxx

  • 10. sassy  |  April 24, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Hi Scout,

    Winter of over (in most parts of the country) so it will soon be safe to come home.

    Miss your posts but … trust you are still enjoying paradise

  • 11. scout  |  May 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    aloha all…i’m alive and kicking! it’s harder and harder to get free hotspots as corporate signals take over the airspace. i had someone’s username and password for a while but their passive-aggressive nature cut me off with no explanation – ah yes, good old power trips (am i mistaken or did we get over grade 5 a while ago?).

    so, no time for blogging, maybe when i get back in a couple of weeks. meantime, wow, really hot here. i’m ready to come home, believe me. can’t travel about much because there’s only so many spots that aren’t being belched upon with vog (volcano smoke).

    in the meantime i’m enjoying what i can and will get around to visit you all upon my return 😀


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