Stephan Dion Makeover

December 2, 2007 at 11:10 pm 7 comments

stephandionmakeover.jpgStephan Dion’s beefing up for a spring election.   His makeover is under way with just a few touches left.  Fashion and makeup firm Sacre et Bleu gave Monsieur Dion a chin, dark hair (it was decided white would emmulate Mulroney), six pack, and gigilo clothing.Next on the roster is an ear clip and resonant , deep voice. Hand wagging will be a definite out.  Polls indicate that Dion’s new image has trailer trash gals and guys are thrilled, and they account for a huge majority of the vote.  HV has heard through the grapevine that Stephen Harper will continue to get his wardrobe through Mr. Big & Tall, and he thinks he’s handsome so will not undergo cosmetic surgery.  Too bad, a nose bob, black hair, eyeliner and disco clothing could make him a double for Michael Jackson.   

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Entry filed under: Election, makeover, Michael Jackson, Stephan Dion, Stephen Harper.

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7 Comments

  • 1. sassy  |  December 3, 2007 at 9:42 am

    haha – No matter the look – still a better alternative than this

    Shorter –
    OTTAWA — It turns out that taxpayers are picking up the tab for Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s personal primper. Updated Wed. Apr. 18 2007 6:26 PM ET
    Canadian Press

  • 2. JJ  |  December 3, 2007 at 10:08 am

    Nice 6pack. Can’t say I’m crazy about the Hairless Cat look, though.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2007 at 11:16 am

    sassy……hahahahahahahahaha! oh that’s TOO good. pia – personal image advisor. well i’m afraid either her taste is in the sewer or she can’t make him budge past the cheap suits and helmut hair.

    JJ….looks like they waxed him…..ewwwwwww!

  • 4. sassy  |  December 3, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    …. pia – personal image advisor … well you must admit, she doesn’t have a lot to work with (as in silk purse out of a sow’s ear), other than tax $$.

  • 5. Q  |  December 3, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    If only someone could make over his speech .

    Can I have my pic back now scout and I don’t wax 😉

  • 6. harpervalley  |  December 3, 2007 at 8:30 pm

    sassy….yes, it is rather sad indeed….what could one do with the PM unless it were the gay steve or rasta steve on my site….and he’d never go for that. dudsville.

    Q …..if only someone could makeover his mind! the pic’s in the mail, Q, thanks for lending it and, ah, nice six pack btw

  • 7. Q  |  December 4, 2007 at 4:20 am

    Better than Jack Lord? muahahaha


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