3 Brown Men

October 26, 2007 at 9:58 pm 6 comments

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1. friend from Africa, muslim, assault charge in Ontario. They let him go and he moves to Vancouver if he promises to tell ‘everything he sees and hears’. Subject to hassle, can’t go back to Ontario, not officially on any list as ‘working’ for anyone but gets paid a small amount.

2. muslim friend from middle east. Went to Japan for his import business, not allowed back in country as his residency card went missing. He’s been gone for about four months now, each week they keep saying ‘next week’. He’s not being detained, just not allowed back in.

3. Fijian friend who came to Canada with his family in 1987. When he was younger he had a cocaine bust here. They gave him leniency. But now he has a meeting with a judge about his immigration status and he may be turfed. It’s a quick, 1, 2, 3, you’re out process.

So what to do? How does one play the odds, work around the system to stay in Canada or not have to have special conditions imposed like acting like a road rat spy?

Any information would be appreciated.

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Entry filed under: Political Humour.

Dare Red Friday If Only They Were Normal – Arnold Schwarzenegger

6 Comments

  • 1. sassy  |  October 27, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Taking the category literally ….

    1. Apply on a Friday wearing a red and a “support the troops and war” t-shirt.
    2. Become a PCC Member and donate, donate, donate (cash with oil stains on it)
    3. Tell them you need to get into Canada in a timely fashion as you want to visit the Big Valley Creation Science Museumbefore winter sets in. (added points if you give some some of your pet dinasoar’s DNA and it matches yours)
    4. Change your name to “first name here” W, Bush.
    5. Make a obvious display of reading Brian Mulroney’s Memoirs: 1939-1993 while you are waiting to be interviewed.

    Categories: if that is what they system has come to play it (for now)

  • 2. sassy  |  October 27, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    #2 above should be CPC not PCC 😦

  • 3. harpervalley  |  October 27, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    sassy…..hahaha!!!! good advice. i suppose wearing a cross would help, as well as an anti-gay button and anti first nations button.

    bill c31….it sucks!

  • 4. sassy  |  October 27, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    of course

  • 5. Bruce  |  October 27, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    After dealing with the Alvaro Orozco case, I really can’t offer any suggestions on immigration. They work by their own rules.

    What I have noticed is a subtle change toward a more unforgiving system with out current government.

    If you aint as pure as the driven snow we used to get here, you’re shit out of luck.

  • 6. harpervalley  |  October 27, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    bruce…..ya, i don’t give too much hope for #3….especially because he’s brown skinned and was snorting the pure white snow :).

    the only chance he may have is that this is the left coast and may draw a marshmellow judge. i’ll hold good thoughts along that line.


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