Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist
Ha Hoo! Parishioners, today we will concentrate on “The Jack Lord’s Prayer”.
Our Harper, who Art Garfunkel in heaven,
Hollow be they name
Thy Kindgom cum
Thy will be done
And roll over and go to sleep.
Give us this day our daily straight wed
And forgive us our bare asses
As we forgive those who bare ass against us.
And lead us not into the Temptations
And forgive us from the Beatles.
For thine is the KingKong
The power and the gory
For ever and ever