Elk E. Summer…..or:

October 10, 2007 at 8:59 pm 10 comments

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Drawn and quartered?
Flip side of the coin?

This beautiful beastie was just a few feet from me on the highway heading east out of Jasper. Lots of cars had stopped but surprise, I was the only one with enough, er, balls, to get quite close.

I tried to photoshop the hind end, resplendant with elk cones, onto a quarter, but it was proving too difficult. However, I would like to recommend to the Canadian Mint that the elk head on the quarter replacing Liz ll’s head….and the back end be rump elk.

We could keep Queenie on the front of the loonie…but let’s put her touche on the back. Really.

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Entry filed under: balls, elk, Jasper, quarter, Queen.

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10 Comments

  • 1. Q  |  October 11, 2007 at 4:30 am

    Elke Sommer’s butt on the back is fine but please, an image of her derrrier from maybe ’63?

  • 2. harpervalley  |  October 11, 2007 at 8:03 am

    Q…..unfortunetly for you i did not see elke sommer grazing by the side of the road. nor was i in a time warp. maybe she likes to forage in the forest?

  • 3. Wandering Coyote  |  October 11, 2007 at 8:55 am

    A majestic beastie, indeed. Lucky you for seeing one so close!

  • 4. harpervalley  |  October 11, 2007 at 10:02 am

    coyote…..he was a beauty indeed! i was in awe. i was still cautious and kept an eye out for all the signs. the energy was so calm and smooth though i really had no worries.

  • 5. JJ  |  October 11, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Oh, that’s awesome… what a beautiful shot.

  • 6. harpervalley  |  October 11, 2007 at 11:41 am

    JJ, the testes are just for you 😀

  • 7. JJ  |  October 11, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    OMG, I didn’t even notice them!!!

  • 8. Q  |  October 11, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    I couldn’t find a mailing address for Elke, to invite her to play FSP and enjoy the mania around here.
    Jane Russel’s butt is too large to fit on our quarter. She would definately not want to play a game that picked her as stupid anyway….muahahaha.

  • 9. harpervalley  |  October 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    JJ…..hahahaha, i figured you didn’t notice 😀 . lots of velvet on those antlers too…..let’s bag him and sell him to japan …..NOT!

    Q , elke, jane…..you’re going to have to find the email of a more contemporary star. twiggy’s butt would probably fit on the coin but it might be sagging a bit by now.

  • 10. 900ft Jesus  |  October 13, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    gorgeous creature, nice shot! Makes the little white tailed deer from my stomping grounds look absolutely domestic.


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