Female Weaponry # 2 – The Clitinater

September 6, 2007 at 10:42 pm 9 comments

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Small and difficult for most men to find, The Clitinator outdoes the Patriot 500 to 1. High altitude cluster drops ‘cap’ the target and meld the mind into holistic thinking. Creativity with passion is another feature. Downfall: may not work if the pilot has a headache.

Harper: I’m thinking those protestors may have some important things to say. Let’s go speak with them, really listen , afterall it’s our job to follow the people.

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Entry filed under: clitoris, female, Stephen Harper, weapons.

Female Weaponry #1 – The D-36 Mooclear Bombshell Female Weaponry # 3 – Mass Vagicide

9 Comments

  • 1. Wandering Coyote  |  September 7, 2007 at 9:22 am

    I don’t want to know where you got that clit to photoshop onto Steve-O’s head.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  September 7, 2007 at 9:37 am

    hahaha, don’t worry, it’s a cat’s tongue πŸ˜€

  • 3. clarity  |  September 7, 2007 at 9:53 am

    absolutely fantastic post!!!
    Positively humourous.
    Thanks a bunch you totally made my day.

  • 4. clarity  |  September 7, 2007 at 9:56 am

    ditto for the D-36 mooclear bombshell.
    awesome weapons of creation!!!!

  • 5. harpervalley  |  September 7, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    thanks clarity….and if you’d like to donate any body parts to ‘the cause’ , feel free πŸ˜€

  • 6. Simon  |  September 7, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Uh oh…..I’m staying out of this one. Except to say that I think that a clitinater is too good for Great Fat Leader. And that since I don’t want to let our side down…I’m ready to donate my stinky armpit…. πŸ™‚

  • 7. harpervalley  |  September 7, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    simon….i think your stinky armpit would contain more love then the great fat one is used to….he may just pull the troops out of arfghanistan should you find a way to wrap it around him…..no deodarant please, that ruins the effects of the smells of love πŸ˜€

  • 8. JJ  |  September 8, 2007 at 8:44 am

    A cat’s tongue!!! Hahahahhahahahaha!

  • 9. harpervalley  |  September 8, 2007 at 10:03 am

    jj….sort of gives a whole new meaning to things πŸ˜€ . anyways, i googled clitoris and there just wasn’t much other then diagrams and horrible pics of clitectomies on african women. the cat’s tongue won.


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