Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist – Blue Light Special on Redemption
Ha Hoo….Parishioners! Happy sabbath and I’m sure you’re here because you heard about our blue-light special on redemption! Yes, today and today only, if you up your coffer into the plate I will put in an extra good word for you to the Lord Conrad Black.
Others may have come to hear the new addition to our service. We’ve decided to keep up with the times and put a little rock ‘n roll to the good book so hired a lovely bunch of lads who call themselves ‘Judas Priest’….I’m sure they make the G-Rate standards of the Cananadian Missionary Position Alliance Church.
Don’t forget we’ll be reading from Matthew Perry 23:1 , so no hiding your head in the book and nodding off!!! I’ll be tying in Matthew with the sins of Unrepentant Old Hippie, let’s get this woman’s B-spot and shut her down for good.