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July 7, 2007 at 1:02 am 9 comments

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I am a:

Man seeking a man

On the rebound. 5’9″, blue contact lenses, black hair but streak it, good looking, Jewish, but race or religion doesn’t matter (save for Italians). Like to walk, public speaking, healing, performing miracles.

Are you that special someone to help me build my dream home (excellent carpentry skills). I also like to travel, am a social activist and great cook.

I’m not much into wardrobe…sandals and robes rule me 🙂 . Tend to talk alot (just say shut up when you’ve had enough), and love children and animals (especially baby sheep).

TV – don’t have one. Movies – nothing Mel Gibson but I like adventure and romances. Jack Black for comedy. Fave Books – War and Peace, who-done-its (strictly for travel reading honey), biographies of famous queers.

Idea of a perfect first date? You and me at a desert oaisis, our camels nearby, us feeding each other fine cheeses, wine, and sacramental wafers (unsalted with no trans-fats). Fruit, I almost left out the fruit 😀

Contact: MisterNazareth@hotmail.com

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For BC Waterboy, Bruce, Mark and Montreal Simon…created from a July 02, 2007 post on Waterboy’s blog, The Kalamalka Rainbow.

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Entry filed under: Classified, gay, Jesus Christ, Personal Ad.

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9 Comments

  • 1. shoemakerjones  |  July 7, 2007 at 7:46 am

    This cracks my shit up! My friend has an irreverent line of products on Cafe Press called Fucked by Jesus.

    Will definitely be adding you to my blog roll…

  • 2. Bruce  |  July 7, 2007 at 8:21 am

    Cute, but he goes on about his dad a bit much. Not sure I would make the dude breakfast in the morning.

    http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jegay.htm

    http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Church/All%20About%20Church%20Articles/Was-Jesus-Gay.htm

    http://mindprod.com/feedback/godjesusgay.html

    I could go on forever.

    The famous psychologist Carl Jung noted: He [the homosexual] is endowed with a wealth of religious feelings which help him to bring the ecclesia spirtualis into reality, and a spiritual receptivity that makes him responsive to revelation. …Each of the special qualities Jung attributes to the homosexual community is usually considered as a striking characteristic of Christ – the same qualities which distinguish him from the ordinary man.

    Been there, done that.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  July 7, 2007 at 8:35 am

    hi shoemaker…welcome and thanks….i must check out ‘fucked by jesus’!!!!!

  • 4. harpervalley  |  July 7, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    bruce….have him cook you breakfast instead and tell him to shutup about his dad 🙂
    did you do the christ thing….or religion? oh no….ah well, youth.

  • 5. harpervalley  |  July 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    btw…..i’d seen the first two articles before but not the last. the last one says there was no word for ‘homosexual’ in mr. nazareth’s time, yet the first article says there was (it was more scholarly though).

  • 6. jj  |  July 8, 2007 at 11:45 am

    What a cutie *sigh* All the good ones are gay.

  • 7. Remi  |  July 9, 2007 at 9:38 am

    It’s a shame, really. I was soooo ready to reply to his personal, but you know, since my hair is down to my shoulders now, I thought it’d be sorta weird dating a long haired dude. We’d look like a robust reincarnation of the 80’s band Nelson {After the rain…washes away the tears and all the pain….}. I would cut my hair, but I just bought an awseome pair of sandals…..

  • 8. RODILO D. JAVINEZ ESQ (President)  |  July 11, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Good Day,

    I write to you based on a request by an investor and his need for
    investment/funds transfer.

    My name is RODILO D. JAVINEZ Esq. a Financial Consultant/Attorney based
    in
    South Africa.
    My company most times represents the interests of very wealthy
    Investors/Individuals
    due to the sensitivity of the position they hold in the society and the

    unstable investment environment of our country, they evacuate majority
    of their funds into more stable economies and developed nations where
    they can get good yield for their money.
    I was recently approached by a Reserved Client of mine, whom I had
    personally
    worked with a few years ago when he was a Finance Minister and wants me
    to
    source for a reliable and trustworthy individual such as yourself, who
    will
    be
    willing to receive money on his behalf abroad, and at the same time
    advise on what form of investment that will be embarked with the funds
    when perfectly received.

    The client has offered these terms:
    1. 25% commission paid to you upon receipt of the funds through the
    original

    sum to be transferred. The funds in question are $45.3Million US
    Dollars.
    2. Your details will be used to have the funds evacuated and
    you will standas the principle owner of the funds and will deal
    directly with the Remittance Bank without the involvement of the
    Investor.

    If these terms are agreeable to you, kindly let me know and
    I will provide you with all necessary information and procedures
    involved.

    Sincerely yours,

    RODILO D. JAVINEZ ESQ (President)
    R.D Javinez & Associates Limited.

    PS* The client is willing to make
    available the fund to your possession and in your country within 3 days

    of confirmation of your capabilities
    Telefax:447075727561

  • 9. Alison  |  July 11, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    Reply : Mr Nazareth
    You have been friended at AssBook.
    Categories: Magic tricks, fishing, running off to Paris with some beard.
    Please click link to start adding your friends.

    That’s some funny shit, Rodilo. Don’t see too much 419 satire anymore.

    Ted Neely, sigh.


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