Wear Red Underwear Friday
Yup, that thar’s really Stockwell ‘Doris’ Day, pourin’ himself a batch of Rocky Mountain campfire special blend java ( Starbucks and Tim’s grind boiled over an open fire, the ‘two mountain jig’ administered and voila). Nothin’ like a good cup o brew to wake ya up in the mornin’ lessen ya fall asleep at the constituency office.
Stocky-Baby’s gotta keep awake lest some terrorists invade small towns and bomb the pickle barrels with the checkers game on top. His
HUGE, Medium, ok, pea-size brain (all right all right!) cauliflower is on orange alert constantly.
Dare HV even suggest a chemical sweetener?