Harper Signs Up

July 5, 2007 at 12:04 am 7 comments

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It’s the talk of the town….er, country. Canada’s casualties in Arfghanistan.

Ever the photo-op denier, Steve-Joe ‘signed up’ , donned uniform and is headed to Karzai’s money maker….I mean troubles. Tim Horton’s has stocked up to placate Steve’s appetite and he’ll serve for 2 hours in an office, filing and doing other ‘Klinger’ duties. Originally he wanted to play the role of Radar, but his heaing didn’t pass muster. Hmmm.

If all goes well, Steve says he’d like to move up to a more principle role and play Hawkeye or Honeycut, however the director Generals feel he’s more suited for Charles Emerson Winchester lll.

Have fun, Steve, and don’t forget to bring Boreen back a nice pink burka (Bev Oda would like pale blue).

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Entry filed under: Afghanistan, Canada, casualties, M.A.S.H., Stephen Harper, Tim Hortons, Troops.

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7 Comments

  • 1. JJ  |  July 5, 2007 at 5:25 am

    It’s the pillsbury doughboy. *poke* Hoo-hoo!

  • 2. Wandering Coyote  |  July 5, 2007 at 7:39 am

    Gee, in that pic you wonder they’d take him at all: he looks like he wouldn’t even pass the basic medical.

  • 3. harpervalley  |  July 5, 2007 at 8:22 am

    JJ…or michelin tire man…..either way that’s insulting those mascots. how dare you!

    coyote….i’d like to see him run 10 steps.

  • 4. Wandering Coyote  |  July 5, 2007 at 9:08 am

    He probably couldn’t even lift a rifle. Utterly useless.

  • 5. Mash  |  July 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    I doubt Hotlips Hoolihan would go for him.

  • 6. verbena19  |  July 5, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Hehehehe!! Scout, you are priceless!! Stevie-o is looking more like his real self in your superbly-crafted pics. Maybe he has aspirations for a MASH movie set in Kandahar with his corpulent self in the starring role and Boreen as the new ‘Hot Lips ‘ (the real Hoolihan wouldn’t go for him anyway)…. The way he loves photo-ops, this is a possibility. Argh!!

    I agree with Wandering Coyote that the useless, flabby blubber likely couldn’t lift a real rifle anyway…

  • 7. harpervalley  |  July 5, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    coyote…….i believe because of his thyroid impairment they will let him lift fiels (that’s litterally…although he may well steal some). rifles are out not just because he’s so out of shape but they fear he may pull a dick cheney.

    mash…welcome. no i don’t think hotlips would either…speakin of hotlips, doens’t stockwell day look a bit like frank?

    annamarie…..note above commment please an dstockwell looking like frank. i wouldn’t doubt either that he dons camo at some point and puts on his ‘hey mom and boreen , look at me!!!’ grin.

    i’m peeved because i’ve been working on my hawaiian sovereinty site so much i haven’t had a chance to cruise around to the blogs i frequent…..ya ya ya, i know, cry me a river!


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