This is a Test…do not adjust your monitor
We interupt today’s regular programming of ‘Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist’ to bring you this important notice and test:
JOHN HOWARD, PM OF AUSTRALIA IS BANNING ALCOHOL AND PORNOGRAPHY FOR ABORIGINAL PEOPLES. Think similar things aren’t happening in Canada?
Considering there was no alcohol, child abuse or pornography in Australia before the colonists came, HP suggests John Howard arrest himself. It’s obvious his mother’s side came to Oz as penal system guards, and his father’s side is from prisoner stock.
That being the case, his left side should cuff, ball and chain his right side and pick him up by the collar and lead him off to some Papillion penal colony where he can guard himself while living amongst his mirror images.
Howard has been suffering from ‘dictatorshipitis’ , an unchecked pandemic sweeping the globe. It’s thought he contracted it from Vice-president Dick Cheney while the VP was visiting Howard on a Koori hunting trip.
Howard is considered armed, legged and dangerous…please contact First People’s authorities if seen, and ensure his grandchildren aren’t anywhere near him. Bottoms up, Howard, you raging lunactic!
The test? Are YOU prepared to stand alongside Canada’s First Peoples when the shit hits the fan?
thanks to Wandering Coyote for the heads-up.