This is a Test…do not adjust your monitor

June 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm 10 comments

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We interupt today’s regular programming of ‘Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist’ to bring you this important notice and test:

JOHN HOWARD, PM OF AUSTRALIA IS BANNING ALCOHOL AND PORNOGRAPHY FOR ABORIGINAL PEOPLES.    Think similar things aren’t  happening in Canada?

Considering there was no alcohol, child abuse or pornography in Australia before the colonists came, HP suggests John Howard arrest himself.   It’s obvious his mother’s side came to Oz as penal system guards, and his father’s side is from prisoner stock.

That being the case, his left side should cuff, ball and chain his right side and pick him up by the collar and lead him off to some Papillion  penal colony where he can guard himself while living amongst his mirror  images.

Howard has been suffering from ‘dictatorshipitis’ , an unchecked pandemic sweeping the globe.  It’s thought he contracted it from Vice-president Dick Cheney while the VP was visiting Howard on a Koori hunting trip.

Howard is considered armed, legged and dangerous…please contact First People’s authorities if seen, and ensure his grandchildren aren’t anywhere near him.  Bottoms up, Howard, you raging lunactic!

The test? Are YOU prepared to stand alongside Canada’s First Peoples when the shit hits the fan?

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thanks to Wandering Coyote for the heads-up.

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Entry filed under: aboriginals, alcohol, Australia, john howard, koori, marshall law, MNN, outrage, Political Humour, pornography, Stephen Harper.

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10 Comments

  • 1. Wandering Coyote  |  June 24, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    OK – go read the comments on my post again, because Archie, an Australian who has worked with Aborigines, has a good comment there.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  June 24, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    coyote, i read archie’s comments, thanks.

  • 3. Wandering Coyote  |  June 24, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    He has just left another lengthy comment that might interest you. He cannot write about this on his blog, he says, because he might get hassled.

  • 4. harpervalley  |  June 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    ok, i’ll check it out but to date i have not seen statistics…..i know there’s a big problem but is this not a bandaid solution? how will it be ‘policed’? why not ban porn in oz? why not prohibit alcohol in oz? why not consult with the tribes and get their input? is howard doling out money for the righteous ones to help their own? there are cultural ways to help….does howard have any plans to follow up with anything that the first people want? too many questions…

  • 5. Wandering Coyote  |  June 25, 2007 at 10:02 am

    I agree, I agree…

  • 6. Austin  |  June 25, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    The dire situation in many remote communities has been known for a long time. And for a long time these communities have been totally under resourced and not given the infrastructure to deal with multiple issues. The only positive is that the Government seems to be serious about tackling child abuse and community breakdown at least in the NT. But the problem is that the response is a top down one, with insufficient indication that additional resources will be offered where they are urgently needed such as : improving housing, child protection and domestic violence supports, health services, schools,alcohol and drug rehab centres.

  • 7. harpervalley  |  June 25, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    austin….was hoping you’d pop by. i agree, it’s really a bandaid solution and while good may come out of it as it may lead to infrastructure if enough of the opposition and public demand it….well, let’s just hope so instead of howard merely playing ‘pappa’.

  • 8. Simon  |  June 25, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    I admit I hate that con Howard (Stevie’s friend and mentor) so much that everything he does offends me. But I thought what he said sounded so condescending racist and arrogant that I wished he’d just throw himself on the barbie. I know alcohol is a horrible problem… I’m scared of it myself. But of course it’s just a symptom of the problem. And THEY caused it !!!!

  • 9. Simon  |  June 25, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Oops sorry Scoutie….one more thing….Are you prepared to stand behind Canada’s First Peoples?
    Waddya think? 🙂

  • 10. harpervalley  |  June 25, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    simon….he’s an outright racist condescending bastard. ah well, typical. good old bandaids.

    me, stand behind FN? no way 😀


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