Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist
Ha Hoo! Parishioners! Today’s sermon will be short as I’ve been summoned to Europe. Rember, a little birdie told you this, but Mr. Harper has asked me to help tide things over his words about African Aid. It seems the good PM has some trouble explaining what the missionary position is there. My, my, the world seems to construe religion and sex as some abhorent mixup, but let me tell you…if we were all to assume missionary position a man could simply get his job done while we lay there saying Hail Mary’s, then there would be more time to devout to Jack Lord.
Hence today I shall leave you with The Good Book (not to be mistaken for T.V. Guide) and ask you to read Luke Warm, Timothy Leery, and Mark My Word. Have fun, behave, and if I’m lucky enough I’ll be able to have a chat with Boreen and get that tingly sensation all over again.
FOR KAHENTINETHA HORN’S TAKE ON HARPER AND AFRICAN AID THAT TIES INTO THE ‘WANNABES GOTTABES’ POST BELOW CLICK HERE.