Gr8-test Hits…Buy the CD today!

June 5, 2007 at 2:33 pm 2 comments

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Georgie and Vladamir are flirting again over their missiles. George says it’s ok though, as he calls his friend , ‘Vladamir’. The two love to joke around and have recorded a new CD to raise money for the Gr8 Scumpit’s ‘Sponsor a Wealthy Child To Harvard’ trust fund.

Here’s a couple of songs from the hit CD:

Dough, Raygun, Me

Vlad , a dear, a Russian dear

Tony, he’s like a golden son

Me a name I hold in esteem

Jose, he should start to run

Angela, she should be pulling thread

Nicolas, he won and I’m so glad

Steve, he eats jam and bread…

That will bring us back to Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad…(repeat copious amounts of times)

Bad, Bad, Vladamir

Well the south side of Moscow
Is the bad for lots of shootin’
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Vladamir Putin

Now Vlad is more than trouble
You see he stand bout five foot four
All the downtown ladies call him Napolean
All the mens just call him Stalin

Chorus:
And its bad, bad, Vladamir Putin
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Vladamir he’s a gambler
But his treads aren’t Karzai clothes
And he likes to shove his diamond rings
Right up George’s nose
He got custom oil rig rentals
He got Eldorado mines too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

(chorus)

Well friday bout a week ago
Vlad was shootin dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named G8
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Vladamir Putin learned a lesson
‘Bout messin with a Yankee man

Well the two men took to fightin
And when they pulled them from the floor
Vladmir looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And Georgie he had black eyes
And a bruised up little scrotum
That just goes to show ya
Never mess around with votin’
(chorus)

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Entry filed under: CD, Chzek Republic, G8 Summit, George Bush, hit songs, Missiles, Russia, U.S.A., Vladamir Putin.

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2 Comments

  • 1. jj  |  June 6, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    “Bad bad Vlad” LOL, well done.

  • 2. harpervalley  |  June 6, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    thanks jj…..funny how they jst keep conjuring up their own material


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