Oh Puck Off!!!

June 1, 2007 at 9:12 pm 10 comments

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Arnold Schwarzenngger, the grinning ‘Governator’ of California, was up to Ottawa to talk Steve about movie piracy in Canada. Arnie also told Michigan automakes to ‘get off their butts’ and prepare for the green revolution, California being ahead of the game. Ontario auto manufacturers were not present at the speech owing to the fact there’s none left. However, Arnie did get Premier Dalton MacGuinty to sign an agreement to be manufacturing edible cars by 2012.

Arnie: Vell Steve, how do you like your hockey jersey?
Steve: Great. Not as much as the Hollywood make-over you gave me though.
Arnie: Ja, just wait till the little chickadees vill all chase you.
Steve: Really?
Arnie: Ja, und it vill get your mommy off your back too.
Steve: You can’t talk about my wife that way!
Arnie: See, you are tougher already! No, dumbkoff, I mean your mother!
Steve: Oh, well I don’t really want the apron strings cut.
Arnie: Zat’s eet, ve will have to book you into Scientology too.
Steve: But what about the Canadian Missionary Alliance Church?
Arnie: Vat about it? Do you vant to be a man or a moose?
Steve: Haha, good Canadian joke, Arnie!
Arnie: Vat do you mean?
Steve: Er, nevermind, but these edible cars…tell me more.
Arnie: Ve mix ze biodiesel vit sugar, deep fry ze bodies und voila!
Steve: Sugar? I’m in!

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10 Comments

  • 1. sassy  |  June 2, 2007 at 7:33 am

    Canadian voter –“sent SH to Ottawa to lead the country BUT all that Canada got was a lot of aggravation and this jersey”

  • 2. harpervalley  |  June 2, 2007 at 7:46 am

    sassy……start printing up those shirts now!!!

  • 3. Bruce  |  June 2, 2007 at 8:35 am

    Harper looks like he’s eaten a couple of cars already.

  • 4. clarity  |  June 2, 2007 at 8:45 am

    and not just any car …deep fried humvees! Yum. A new twist on an old favorite…the americanized version of the canadian classic beaver tail.

  • 5. Wandering Coyote  |  June 2, 2007 at 9:42 am

    Awesome post, Scout!

    “…well I don’t really want the apron strings cut.” I had to snicker at this line; it was so good.

    And also, “Do you vant to be a man or a moose?”

  • 6. harpervalley  |  June 2, 2007 at 10:56 am

    bruce, ya , stevo keeps tip-top taylors on the go resizng his suits constantly. and look at the comparison, arnie wears fine threads….harper? like i say, tip top taylors.

    clarity…deep fried humvees…now there’s a tought! and think of all the biodiesels that could run off the fat to cook those suckers!

    coyote…thanks. i kinda liked the ‘man or a moose’ one myself but it’s probably in my head from some old bugs bunny cartoon or something 🙂

  • 7. jj  |  June 2, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Steve! Have ya called Jenny yet??!!

  • 8. Q  |  June 2, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Yes bugs bunny was informative and Steve is a maroon, an ultra maroon.

  • 9. harpervalley  |  June 2, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    jj…..oops, who’s jenny, what did i miss???

    Q…..bugs bunny for prime minister!!!!

  • 10. sassy  |  June 4, 2007 at 3:39 am

    Think “jenny” is Jenny Craig – weight loss.

    see:
    http://www.jennycraig.com/commercials/valerie30.asp

    Did I guess right jj?


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