Harper Says Ya Gotta Play by the Rules

March 23, 2007 at 12:34 pm 8 comments

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Primordial Steve Harper feels the Liberationals are not playing by the rules. Somewhere, the other day, there was a news article about The Harp Seal not liking the Liberals critisising all the stuff about Canada, Afghanistan, O’Connor’s stupidity etc……I’m sitting on the beach right now so I don’t feel like looking it up, but you can.

Anyways, the game seems to be like this: Follow Bush to the end of the cliff and jump off like a lemming. As you go down, act tough, and say that if you critisize anything it means you are not supporting the troops. Hold the handy dandy Stars and Stripes you keep in your back pocket and use it as a parachute. Call upon the American Eagle or hawk or something to rescue you. When none of this works have a hissy fit as you fall towards the rocky bottom.

When you hit the dirt blame everyone else in the world. Remove all shards and call the doctor to take the ones out of your arse. Continue life from the pit and yell about fire and brimstone and how the sinners are will perish. Talk about an election.

It’s a great game and comes with regulation plastic soldiers and real live ammo
!!!!!! You can order it online for $599.00 or pirate it from http://www.system.com.

Have fun but don’t sink my battleship.

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Entry filed under: Afghanistan, Canada, foolishness, Politics, Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Stephan Dion, stupidity.

Sunday Sermon by Crystal Methodist The Further Adventures of Scout…

8 Comments

  • 1. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Hi Scout,

    Ah, a very busy week here. New granddaughter on Monday morning in the wee hours. New niece on Friday as well. babies popping out all over the place it seems.

    Then the sad news of a dear friend passing as well.

    But we have lots to keep us laughing…We have the HoC…a sure fire comedy act every day during Question Period!

    I think they will need to rename it ‘The Stupid Period’ because Harper has been trying to imitate John Cleese’s classic ‘Minister of Silly Walks’ by inserting one foot in his big mouth and then trying to walk!

  • 2. harpervalley  |  March 24, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    hey bill, congrats and condolenses…the cycle goes on!!!!

    stupid period is right! john cleese….hmmm, you may be onto something here 😦

  • 3. bcwaterboy  |  March 24, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Hey Scout, hope your “winter” is going well. How’s the weather been? Didn’t Harper say that the liberals supported the Taliban? He is learning his Bush speak rather well. News came out the last couple of days that Stockwell Day paid a former MP off to vacate his seat for him. No, a good family values man being dishonest? Say it ain’t so.
    Here’s a link…the story has some potential
    http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-28032-11-.htm#28032

  • 4. jj  |  March 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Stockie might be stepping down? Whoa, that ‘s great news. What’s an idiot like him doing in charge of Public Safety? Stockie couldn’t even manage Pubic Safety.

  • 5. Austin  |  March 25, 2007 at 3:48 am

    Just an observation but your PM is starting to look oddly like Yeltsin. It’s strange how politics changes people!?

  • 6. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 25, 2007 at 8:59 am

    Scout,

    Thought you might like to comment on a post I made at Garth Turner’s blog in response to his question ‘What kind of Canada?’

    Well, first of all a Canada that is Canadian, not a clone of the American society. For those wanting American style lives may I suggest contacting the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service and applying for a Green Card!

    Secondly, We derive our name from ‘Kanata’ meaning village. We should bear this in mind at all times, because the people at one of end of the village are also counting on the people at the other end to do their fair share for the entire village.

    Third, we need a Central Council that will oversee the affairs of the entire village, because other tribes, foreign to ours, are potentially hostile, and may attempt to take our needed resources for themselves. Therefore, the Central Council should have the final say on what resources are to be sold, traded, or totheriwse removed from our village.

    They must listen to the members of the village before they make decisions, and then work together for the common good of the village, not at odds with each other. they must form a consensus that addresses all needs in the most intlligent way possible. They may appoint a leader to chair the meetings, but the leader is their only to maintain order, not as a dictator. We will reserve the competitive sports to sports events in the village.

    The Medicine Healer will serve all the members of the village, equally, and without bias…giving the very best care possible. The village relies on all its members to be a healthy society.

    The village should rejoice together, mourn together, and always support the less able members of the village. Remember that One Leg Hopping is just as valuable as Two Legs Running in our village. Keen Seer and Keen Hearer also serve us all in their unique abilities. We should welcome creative thinking, members being different in what they wear, and honour their individual uniqueness.

    We should not imitate our neighbors because they are not doing so well. They have alot of selfish people who have come to believe that they are each an island unneeding of anyone else. We know better in our village.

    We should maintain strong and friendly alliances with our brothers an sisters in far away villages. We should learn from their experiences and teach them ours.

    We should make sure that each member of the village has opportunity to succeed and be happy in their natural calling. Likewise each member of the village is responsible for contributing an a fair share of their personal blessings to the village according to their ability. Those who have received greater blessings shall give more than those who are in need due to misfortune, illness, or age. remember that one may be healthy today and sick tomorrow. Life is as a vapour, uncertain, yet stable because the members of the village will always be there to come to the assistance of the one or many.

    We should admonish those who are selffish, for they need to remember they are part of the village, not a village unto themselves.

    We should take those who are acting against the village into the Sweat Lodge, and let them learn of the effect their actions have on the other members of the village. One cannot change the nature of the bear, but the bear can be taught to be a friend because it wants to.

    Just a few crazy, old fashion thoughts, I have believed in for a long time. I suppose most think they are nutty and worthless. Maybe so…maybe not? It is how I see our village, which some might even call a nation! For I came from another village that ignored these old things, and they are sickened and dying from their own actions. May our village prosper and thrive.

    P.S. Granddaughter is doing fantastic, has an acute case of ‘cute’ like her two brothers! LOL

  • 7. RossK  |  March 25, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    You can post from the beach?

    Never mind the WiFi…where’d you get the sand proof box?

    .

  • 8. RossK  |  March 31, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    And the more I think about it, the more I think you should zoom in on that flag on the lapel and see what’s ‘really’ there scout.

    .


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