Drunk Monkeys

March 14, 2007 at 5:19 pm 7 comments

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to being the mastermind behind 911 and other acts of terror. It took 50 meetings over the course of years with President Bush at Gitmo for the suspiciously named Mohammed (it’s just too perfect, isn’t it?) to confess, but he finally signed ‘the papers’ after drinking The Chimp under the table.

Mohammed: ‘O.k., this time I do it so I sign the deal. I confess to all this whatever it is and my family gets millions of dollars. My cancer is incurable, so I might as well fess up to these things you say and I can also be promised eternal happiness in Muslim meets Christian Heaven. Boy, you simeons are useless with the bottle. Anyways, nice to have a friend with as much hair as me.’

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Entry filed under: 9/11, al Qaeda, confession, Humour, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Politics, President Bush.

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7 Comments

  • 1. Austin  |  March 15, 2007 at 4:16 am

    All too apt. Three years in a ghost prison followed by a couple at Guantanamo would help any confession along. You wonder – why confess or publicise the confession right now!?

  • 2. jj  |  March 15, 2007 at 10:24 am

    Even though KSM may indeed be responsible for everything he confessed to, his confession at this point isn’t worth shit. It’s all just a ruse to get Gonzales off the front pages.

  • 3. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 15, 2007 at 11:04 am

    The Humane Society is going after him now for cruelty to animals!

    How dare he make the Chimperor drink his own Kool-Aide!

    Gonzales? Speedy? Ichiwawa!

    Personally, I liked the scene in ‘RoTLA’ where Karen Allen drank the Ox Driver under the table better . Besides, the Tibetan Ox Driver was better looking than either of them in the above photo.

    And Karen Allen…Oolala!

  • 4. Bill-Muskoka  |  March 15, 2007 at 11:08 am

    Oh, and Karen wanted to say hello to Dubya for all of us!

  • 5. harpervalley  |  March 15, 2007 at 11:33 am

    ya, it’s all pretty fishy……..as if dnt conspire, it’s if the chimp is saying, ‘see, i was right, i didn’t make anything up’ (except that i hired this guy). george needed something to try take away from congress, as well as gonzalez (by the way, jj made the prediction of him vamoosing with a clever gone-zales).

    ok bill, i’ll check out your link.

  • 6. harpervalley  |  March 15, 2007 at 11:34 am

    nice one, bill !!!!

  • 7. jj  |  March 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    And anyway, I still think he’s really Ron Jeremy.


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