If Only They Were Normal #18 – Karl Rove
If He Were Normal: ‘Hee Haw, I’m so glad I found Texas and all the big things here. This stuff if off the hook man! Me, Dick, George and Scoot are gonna spin some “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou’ down at the bayou and look for some of them thar sirens to come wadin’ out. Yup, no squealin’ like a pig for us boys, least not on this trip.
Hooooo, I’m so mella yella , think I’ll dream me up a plan to get outta Iraq and find Dickey another way to make some greenbacks, like openin’ amusement parks round the world. Heeya ha, ‘The Magic Carpet Ride’ and ‘Bong Goes the Weasel’ outta fetch a pretty penny, think?’